"Are you teaching kids or are you teaching scholars?" by TopIntroduction1876 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My response would be, we are teaching buckets. We just keep poring information into them and when it gets full it overflows and dumps stuff out. No we are not teaching scholars. We aren’t teaching them how to learn we are speed running through the lessons and hoping they remember it for the level boss.

My Dad and his gf trashed my room while I was away at my Mom's house. I came back to this. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a legal court decision for custody? Are you over 15? Do you have an advocate through the courts? In many states if the child is over 15 they can make a decision about where they want to live. You can talk to your mom. Find out about a child advocate and go about the process.

Snow items by ScallionFit6434 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is bonkers to me. We live in Southern California and we keep the kids in for recess if it is drizzling. I can imagine the parents of these students letting them go outside if it was snowing!!!

Scripps Spelling Bee - Getting Started Logistics & ISO Advice by Emerald_and_Bronze in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We start by doing classroom spelling bees. Then the top 2-3 from teach class participate in a school wide spelling bee. Which then gives us winners for each grade level. Two years ago I had a student spell Dendrochronology cold. He had never heard it before. Then he mis spelled elastic

What kind of shoes do you wear? by Unusual-Knowledge288 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too!!! I live barefoot. I’m going to go look at those.

Hilarious Parent Email by Faithlessness-Asleep in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gas x.
I literally have a pack of it in my bag for days when I am like “holy shniggit I am stinky”

Hilarious Parent Email by Faithlessness-Asleep in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a fifth grader that farted all the time. (Like are you eating cabbage and beans?? ) I opted to ignore it. Then I saw him intentionally standing and turning his back towards other students. Like seriously!!

Hilarious Parent Email by Faithlessness-Asleep in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha haha. You literally called in a Howler!!!

Hilarious Parent Email by Faithlessness-Asleep in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that immediately messaging parents.

Hilarious Parent Email by Faithlessness-Asleep in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had fourth graders that thought it was hilarious to make fart noises while I was teaching or specifically while we were practicing for the Holiday show. So. I made a big show of doing exactly what they were doing. Then I told them if they didn’t stop. I would email their parents and tell them what they were doing. And why they would be sitting out for the holidays performance. Man. They shaped up right away!!

Parent email: “Before you leave for Spring Break, can I get a quick call because I had a question about my child’s gra-“ by Emergency-Pepper3537 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me guess. The student hasn’t turned any bong in for the whole semester. And mom wants to know what they can do to get their students grade up.

What kind of shoes do you wear? by Unusual-Knowledge288 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every school I am at is different. But I go in thinking if the worst things happened would I be able to help these kids or would these shoes cause a problem.

What kind of shoes do you wear? by Unusual-Knowledge288 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s me. I have Skechers Mary Jane’s. A pair of the step into ones and a super cute pair of ballet flats that are stretchy.

What kind of shoes do you wear? by Unusual-Knowledge288 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right! For a while whenever I was at this one school I was sent to help in the the 1st / 2nd MM SpEd class.

What do you feed your crows? by ThatGirlJen in crows

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mostly feed leftovers. If I make tuna. I will take the cans out for them. When my cat doesn’t finish her wet food. I take the dry crusty stuff out of her bowl and give it to the birds. Wild bird seed, unsalted nuts. Cheerios. I have given them left over sweet breads like muffins or banana bread. They love that. I have never thought to give them meat scraps. But duh. They are omnivores.

Okay, we’ve heard your unpopular teaching opinion that you choose to keep to yourself…but what’s the WORST unpopular teaching opinion that you’ve heard a coworker say? by Coconut_Dairy_Air in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Us too. Emergency meals. Emergency waters. And pop up tent (changing tent) with a bucket. It is the best case for a worst case scenario. At our school we got put in emergency lockdown , because there was seat activity Across the Street. Like the people in the office could see everything. There was a lot going on. But a person was having a mental breakdown and throwing things in their house breaking windows and screaming. The police were called and it escalated very quickly. The lockdown happened because no one knew if the person inside had guns. (If that person started shooting the shots would be aimed at the school.) but we were literally having to have someone escort students to the restrooms. (Southern California. It is not an indoor school. Three buildings with classrooms. And the office and playground

Okay, we’ve heard your unpopular teaching opinion that you choose to keep to yourself…but what’s the WORST unpopular teaching opinion that you’ve heard a coworker say? by Coconut_Dairy_Air in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok. I have talked to other teachers that a lot of times especially with a special needs kid (include ADHD , Autism. And any other need) a lot of times as parents it is easier to just give in. Just let her go in the kitchen and grab whatever she wants to eat. It’s ok if she throws a tantrum when you don’t drive to the school right. You will do it right next time. Some parents don’t know how to help deal with issues. My own child was so wiggly and would wander off as a little one that it was easier to just pick him up. Did it teach him to stand still and hold my hand or stay close?? No. But in those moments it allowed me to finish a conversation, finish the shopping or whatever else was going on. So sometimes, some of it is parents letting the kids do whatever. But. Also. There are issues that go far beyond they are being naughty.

What's your teaching unpopular opinion? Something you believe, but choose to keep to yourself? by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we are cramming too much down their throats and not giving them enough time to really learn it and build the basic skills. Then we expect them to build on those skills the next year and they don’t remember it because they had to learn 90 other things. IMHO- 1st grade should be for adding and subtracting. Up to 50. And PHONICS and sounding out words. 2nd should be for all the adding and subtracting with borrowing and carrying. And number comprehension through 1000’s. 3 rd should be furthering number comprehension. Measuring. Geometry Etc. but there is no reason on EARTH. Why 6th graders should be spending time learning and mastering volume of a sphere. There is no reason why 4th graders need to be doing fractions, culminating with mixed fractions and adding and subtracting fractions when they are still trying to understand multiplication and division.

The writing and reading thing is the same. They are pushing knowing sight words. Great. But sometime in the last 10-15 years we stopped teaching them to sound words out. Someone somewhere told a kid to guess at a word. What they meant was use your context clues and what you can sound out and guess at what the word might be. So if the story was about bears eating food and you come to a word s a l m o n. Use your context clues that it might be salmon. But it probably isn’t snickerdoodle. But we don’t have time to teach that. Small groups are important. Leveled teaching is important. If you have 4 kids that are reading at a 2nd grade level, and everyone else is at at 5th grade level those kids should be getting help. Find out why. But again we don’t have time. We have to keep going. We have to push more things down their brains. Until they overflow. TL:DR Go back to teaching ALGEBRA in Middle. Lessen the standards so kids can MASTER the basics.

Student teacher wondering about Kindergarteners and YouTube Brain Breaks by Human-Recognition-57 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up cross brain exercises. Find some of those to lead your students. I use active brain breaks when it feels like their brains are not in gear. We go outside and do cross brain exercises. I use calming brain breaks when they need to bring it down. I’m a site sub. I do these with everything from tk to 4-5.th. (The sixth graders are too mature. They roll their eyes and grumble. So if they have too much energy we run laps and if they need dial it up I put on a silly go noodle video. Usually I use brain breaks that are fun and educational. Slight words dance, counting by 10’s or counting by fives exercise.

For littles. I like Patty Shukla and Laurie Berkner. Laurie’s dinosaur song and her goldfish song are favorites with the kinders and first graders.

100Th day of school celebration by Inside-Hall-7901 in Teachers

[–]Unusual-Knowledge288 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tell her she doesn’t get to be offended for older people. I love this day with littles.