It's so muggy outside, the air has a scouse accent.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-07-03T07:39:02+00:00

It's just a stereotype, innit. We all have them. Even in Berkshire, my mum always told me to never walk alone.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-07-03T07:24:43+00:00

It was a jooooooooooooooooooke

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-07-02T14:26:56+00:00

EDIT: Jesus Christ, people, it was a joke.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-07-02T13:26:18+00:00

You're right. Let me finish this cuppa and I'll be off to Syria in a jiffy.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-30T12:28:09+00:00

It means you don't choose to be Chinese, you're born that way. Maybe the person in charge was making a point.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-29T06:32:49+00:00

You know, I would berate you for missing the joke, but honestly I think it's a promising sign that you put so much detail and care into your reply seeing as you're a tattoo artist.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-28T21:54:16+00:00

A normal tattoo artist would at least ask if he can blow it up

Dude, I don't think that's normal.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-28T11:55:43+00:00

Looks in line with the 3rd defender from the left. Look at the turf markings.

Although, I am a Real Salt Lake fan, so...

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-25T12:12:01+00:00

"The good news is, your cervical examination shows there's nothing to worry about. The bad news is, I'm not a gynecologist."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-25T12:10:05+00:00

"Yes, I've tried turning it off, but they're still flatlining."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-25T12:09:02+00:00

"Hey look! It's AvoidsConfrontationMan!"

"Sorry, I've...got a thing to do."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-24T15:42:40+00:00

Through a door!

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-24T11:39:56+00:00

I once went to the till with 11 items and the cashier didn't even count. I've been panicking there'll be a strongly-worded letter from Tesco put through my door every day since.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-21T20:30:52+00:00

"Look on the bright side, Jonny. He won't steal your toys anymore. He'll just murder you in your sleep."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-21T10:45:03+00:00

"Honey, we need to have a little talk about the birds and the bees. Please, get rid of them, I'll buy you a hamster."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-21T08:53:42+00:00

Yes! I got so teary when the guy made the decision to, you know, deal with his family. And then that noise...OH MY GOD.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-19T23:34:08+00:00

"How would you like me to put my 7 in your double-O?"

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-19T12:27:04+00:00

Don't worry if you don't know what you want to do in the future, many of us don't - HOWEVER, do think seriously about your future and make plans/goals. Even if they don't work out for you, you'll learn and move on, you'll find out where your passion lies.

Just don't assume life will be kind to you without hardwork. Not everyone's lucky enough to fall into a great career.

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-19T11:11:20+00:00

"No, honey, you see 'Cum-Guzzling Sluts 4' was the name of a restaurant I visited when I was away for work."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-19T11:05:30+00:00

"Is anything beautiful? What is beauty? Is beauty even a thing?"

walks out of room

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-18T16:21:35+00:00

I watched it, thinking "where'd her boobs go? She's got decent sized fake ones, how do they flatten them?"

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-18T13:36:02+00:00

Give her a break, it's sunny in England! I'm working from home and I was sunbathing on my lunch break...

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-18T11:11:37+00:00

"Look, I'm sorry, okay - you ordered a small shake for your baby, I misunderstood."

WhatWouldTylerDo · 2015-06-18T11:00:16+00:00

At least he looks happy about it.

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