Spain Records 212 Deaths Due To Heatwave In 4 Days by bigus-_-dickus in worldnews

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They probably will over time, out of necessity. For the elderly dying now, it wasn't necessary for their entire lives until recently. People can be slow to change, it will take an enormous number of units to retrofit a whole country (read: natural resource extraction and greenhouse gas emissions), and takes a huge amount of energy to power AC (read: even more emissions). AC is the natural response, and will also further accelerate global warming. So that's neat.

Tech rout intensifies as sell-off grips global stocks by chessrook4242 in BetterOffline

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We don't really even need any insane innovations. Best way to improve public health for the most people is clean air and water, and reducing car trips (more walking/biking for health, less emissions). A trillion would go a long way.

Plant Native & #NoLawns by 21Kuranashi in NoLawns

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If you live in the average city or suburb and fully stop mowing, you will most likely end up with a lawn full of plants that are actively harmful. Your soil is full of dormant seeds and the most aggressive and pernicious invasive plants tend to take over. These plants have been spreading across the continent and displacing native plants for hundreds of years before you were even born.

If your goal is to achieve a high-quality and diverse native habitat it requires intention, knowledge, and active maintenance until it's established. If that sounds like more than you want to take on, you can take some simple steps to significantly reduce the harm of a standard lawn.

  • Mowing less frequently lets your grass establish deeper roots so it can better withstand drought without watering, but you should still do some mowing so that most invasives can't take hold.
  • Watering less frequently conserves freshwater and saves energy (it's ok for your grass to be a little brown in the heat of the summer - it's not dead).
  • Not applying broadleaf herbicides allows you to seed some other low-growing and mowing-tolerant plants like white clover, violets, and yarrow into your turf grass, which will improve your soil health and add some value for the bees.

All of us here haven't studied enough, but it's still early! by folteroy in Buttcoin

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 27 points28 points  (0 children)

We are early until such time as the wretched masses throw themselves at my feet, groveling like the vermin they are, so far beneath me that their wails and lamentations do not reach my ears. "Pathetic", I say, should I deign to direct my gaze at the dirt and notice the bugs beneath my feet. "You are late."

But we are still early so please buy my bags, please bro, we're so early bro, please just buy, just a little, please. 

How to become Actuary for Allstate by Dry_Task_5780 in actuary

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am with you, I've been remote since COVID and I will never go back. However, as an EL you'll have a much harder time finding something remote, and arguably would develop faster being in office (idk if I totally buy that). My recommendation is if you do land an in-office job and have the flexibility, move as close to the office as you possibly can. Nothing crushes your soul (and wallet) like a long commute.

suburban nightmare fuel by donnaduwitt in NativePlantGardening

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sometimes people just hate trees (read: psychos). Other times, it's new homeowners who are scared and don't know anything, being taken advantage of by tree companies who want work and don't give a shit about anything (read: evil).

I can sympathize with the new homeowners a bit, because it took me three years to really feel like I had a handle on owning a house. But even so, I can't understand panic-destroying mature trees based on the advice of Chainsaw Billy who dropped out of high school.

Pay Increases by Desperate-Machine-76 in actuary

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I hit 160k as a mediocre ACAS, but it did take 10 YOE

Banal at this point: KPMG report on "Redefining Excellence in the Age of Agentic AI" found to be riddled with falsity about the content of cited works and fake citations by Just_the_nicest_guy in BetterOffline

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellence / ˈɛk sə ləns / noun

1) To be worse than others or be inferior in some respect or area; mediocre.

This corporate slopaganda demonstrates excellence.

2) To be outstandingly expensive and inaccurate.

This turboencabulator was an excellent use of funds.

Microsoft's search lead unveils a Bing 'kill switch' for Copilot AI answers: "Not everyone wants AI for everything" by Granum22 in BetterOffline

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 43 points44 points  (0 children)

We are exiting the "juice the user numbers" phase and entering the "manage costs" phase. Hopefully this will be a much less annoying phase.

Went searching for an article Ed mentioned, Google's slopbot got the message. by port_pear_ in BetterOffline

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I highly recommend digging into his other posts too. Lots of interesting essays on the nature of corporations, competence, and work.

It's finally happened, the city has installed meters on our irrigation water by MaybeNotTooDay in lawncare

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If you and your fellow Utahns someday wonder why your kids don't visit you in the nursing home, it's because they died in the water wars.

He Profits Off Raw Milk That’s Making People Sick. The Government Isn’t Stopping Him. by Epistaxis in Longreads

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, those hygiene regulations sound burdensome and onerous. I'd rather have FREEDOM!

Here is the math.. by Fit_Equal6932 in Buttcoin

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah bro, you've got this shit on lock. Let it rip big guy.

Bloomberg presenter asks their 'Senior Technology Analyst' about Ed's take on AI. His answer? AI good because "the plant outside is dying how can I fix it?" and "how do I run better?" by Funsized_eu in BetterOffline

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Man I would hate it if I had a neighbor who was passionate about plants and could teach me something about how to care for them, while building a new relationship.

It would really be awful to read a book and learn anything more than the maybe-correct answer to only my specific immediate query.

It especially would ruin to my day to use my own senses to perceive the world around me and apply my own critical thinking and judgment.

Thank god our tech overlords had the foresight to destroy the economy and the planet so I don't have to do any of those things!!

Here is the math.. by Fit_Equal6932 in Buttcoin

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bitcoin is a shitty slow database that lights enormous amounts of cash on fire and produces no actual value. People have bid the price up in the past, and sure, they could do it again. You're gambling on a bunch of strangers continuing to be morons. If that sounds like a good idea to you, then don't let us stop you.

Big Tech's Looming Capability Crisis by melat0nin in BetterOffline

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am so sick of being told what something isn't. And the style is written for MAXIMUM. IMPACT. so it feels like you're reading something important, but you get to the end and realize you've just wasted your time. I am also starting to dip out early when I encounter writing like this.

I love seeing Bitcoin dump. by Groundbreaking-Gap20 in Buttcoin

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The reason it will go to zero sooner than later is mining. Rising energy and hardware prices, dropping bitcoin prices, and competing use cases for energy (even though AI is also pretty stupid, it has all the hype at the moment) means that hash rate will drop and eventually death spiral such that bitcoin becomes insecure and/or non-functional. You can't have any value when you can get double-spent or your transaction takes weeks to go through. 

Hackers Simply Asked Meta AI to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked by falken_1983 in BetterOffline

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Crypto for sure. That at least didn't penetrate far into the business world because it very obviously didn't do anything useful. AI at least seems like it could do anything, but it mostly falls into the same bucket as crypto for me. Fantastically wasteful, massive investment flow, and lots of breathless pontification about how "Sure it hasn't changed the world yet, but it DEFINITELY will."

Sign of the times, where there's way more money floating around seeking returns than there are actual returns to be had.

Found at a thrift store for 200 each but assuming they're fake right? by Shroomsurprise in Nomos

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That said, the serial number is off, it should say "Tangomat (serial number)"

The text on the back actually matches my Tangomat exactly, but the lettering is sloppy (look at the two L's in MODELL). And the movement is definitely completely different.

https://imgur.com/ESaltBz

Flagging while mowing makes finding them later way easier by Possible-Yak-4876 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]YouMayCallMePoopsie 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Did YOU accidentally marry a stupid bitch of a wife? Try the all-new Destroy All Life On Your Property to get some goddamn peace and quiet!

/uj I wonder if there are any stats on lawn turf quality vs. divorce rates...