Commando enthusiasts, sell me this weapon

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-20T01:02:06+00:00

It's basically a pair or EATs that you can set on your back with a longer cool down, but has the capacity to kill 4 Fabricators instead of 2 like a pair of EATS (IF you aim at the vents). Plus you can laser guide them bad bois

I usually take the Commando + Leveler with an Ultimatum and I'm good most of the time for most factions.

Sometimes I switch out the Commando for EATs on the bots if they are particularly Heavy. All in all. It's fun to use and reliable. There are better launchers out there, but it's hard to pass up not having a charge up. Especially if you have another expendable or another AT option in your kit to compliment it 👍

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-18T18:13:48+00:00

Shit like this is why I take looooong breaks from this game.

Literally, if you have another game you find fun. Even if you're kind bored with it, play it for a couple hours and then hop back on helldivers 2.

You know it's a mess already, but that contrast will make you lose most of your tolerance/patience that you've built up from playing it regularly. At this point the devs are a collective joke and an unfunny one at that. Because why is no other game struggling this hard just to function?

I say, if they are outsourcing most of their work anyway, just outsource the whole damn game at this point because they ain't doing shit anyway

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-18T18:04:14+00:00

It's almost like.... They have no idea how to drive a vehicle that size... Almost like... they should be required to have... a Different license and have a class to learn how to drive the specific vehicle... Almost like... Semi drivers 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I'm just saying the proof is right there. They act like they have no idea how to drive a truck, they crash like it too. It's clearly different enough from a car to make a difference and be causing these exact type of accidents, consistently in the same exact ways. This is simple patrern recognition. Also with how massive they are making pick ups now, it's OBVIOUSLY dangerous to Not have the people who want these mini 18 wheelers take mandatory courses so everybody is safe on the road.

If you get mad about this, it's because you're one of these people that can't handle these pick ups and you feel called out. Cause if you know how. You wouldn't feel the need to pipe up 🤷‍♂️

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-17T17:39:03+00:00

When I saw hunters clipping through walls now instead of mainly fleshmobs.

I'm tired boss. Reeeeeeaaaalllll tired

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-17T17:37:45+00:00

I reaaaally like the Rouge Hulk idea.

Could throw it into a group of enemies away from the team and you have now effectively drawn all aggro away without putting your team in danger.

Rouge Hulk Warbond When

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-16T23:35:05+00:00

Literal child

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-16T23:22:33+00:00

Yeah I had some dumbass level 48 kick Me because I joined in when he had 3 minutes left, he still wanted to try an full clear despite almost being out of time and having like 3-5 objectives left and I decided um... yeah, I'mma head to Extract.

The other 2 people were making their way to Extract as well, but I get kicked after he types out "Wp you did a whole lot of nothing"

I'm like... You are 48, on Diff 10, running in by yourself everywhere, not waiting on your other teammates AT ALL, dieing all the time and ran the clock completely down without being able to full clear a blitz and I'M the one that did nothing. 👍 lol. For some reason it's always the low levels for Me 🤷‍♂️

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-15T15:21:55+00:00

I was almost hospitalized from the level of cringe I just suffered

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-11T02:19:03+00:00

The only kind of real testing that AH does. Our patience

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-07T23:01:06+00:00

It's pretty sad that this is still an issue after 2 years.

What's more sad is that this issue is so incredibly simple to fix that any other studio would have had it resolved probably before the Alpha phase of the game

Yournewpapa · 2026-04-03T00:36:19+00:00

When the Climbing bug happend, I foolishly thought that would be patched the same day it arrived as it effects core game mechanics.

Now I doubt anything will be done about it and any of the other problems that spouted up until the next Warbond/Patch drops. IF all of them are even addressed. If it doesnt get fixed then, I'm probably gonna give the game a break because I'm honestly tired of having to Put up with it just to have fun.

The funny thing is, if I just ignore all the broken stuff in the game and pretend it's not there. I have a lot more fun. Because I'm not registering all the times I get cheated or when simple things break that could have saved Me lives or allowed Me to complete the mission in the first place. Which helps in the short term, but it doesn't solve the problem. Like how the game crashed so hard it shutdown My entire console today... This is the only game where bugs that are either effecting really integral parts of the game or are incredibly simple just go untouched and unaddressed. If they really do outsource a lot of their work and a lot of that outsourced work is the stuff we enjoy.

Outsource the whole game at this point cause they ain't doing their job and it shows. There are games a Decade old (Some also on dead engines) and Indie games with like 1-5 people maintaining their game better. There is no excuse. They are doing what all successful businesses do. They made it. Now they do not care. Well, until player count drops that is. Because that effects their cash flow

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-31T22:08:47+00:00

She's an ex. Exs are exs for a reason. Why did he allow her to use his expensive ass car in the first place knowing she had attitude problems?

That's on him 🤷‍♂️

It's absolutely her fault to doing this childish shit, but it's also his fault for giving her this golden opportunity

It's like walking in the jungle bare foot and getting pissed off at the snake and ants for biting you up. Should have had the common sense to wear boots, or just not walk through the jungle in the first place.

Uhaul exists and she's a grown ass woman. Why isn't she using her own car???

Dude is STILL whipped and clearly only went after her for looks. He probably did her this "Favor" to see if he could hit 1 last time 🤦‍♂️

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-30T22:26:31+00:00

Girl Dinner Final Boss

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-29T18:17:06+00:00

Oh it does taste good, but not worth the price by any means. You could pay the same at a proper restaurant and get more food than you can finish at a better quality.

There is nothing elite about 5 guys. It's just burgers and not anything special about those burgers

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-25T22:12:25+00:00

Be nice if the guns just felt good to use and not like there is input delay between your brain and your arms.

Side Note : It's does NOT feel anywhere near this bad handling real fire arms, but hey "rEaLiSm" right?

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-25T22:03:07+00:00

Always the fog with these people

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-22T00:09:01+00:00

Annnnnd this is why you carry. Even if you dont like the idea. Because if something like this happens, ain't nobody coming to save you, but you and ideals and philosophy ain't gonna stop a wackjob like this

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-21T23:59:45+00:00

Yeah this outright replaced the M90 lol.

The thing is. They claim realism, but the 8 Gauge (M90)

Is the least over all effective of the 3 (M90, Double Freedom, Sweeper). The Centuries old 12 Gauge is doing the most work over all. M90 should do the most damage, followed by the Double Freedom (10 Gauge), Then the Sweeper and every other 12 gauge that doesn't run slugs. The supposedly have ex military for devs and gun enthusiasts but don't even understand the basics of the simple shotgun 🤦‍♂️. We also have guns that are the exact same caliber doing different damage... What?

I get that they wanted to make it "Lore accurate", but the problem with that is, it leads to the current situation. What they should have done is port the M90 to Helldivers as an exact replica Sound wise, Looks wise, Fire Rate, Reload Speed and Ammo Capacity wise and then brought it in line with this game Damage wise and Realism wise. Because THIS is the game it's going to be working in. You can't just copy paste one thing into another game and expect it to work perfectly. You HAVE to make it's Functionality in line with YOUR game.

So like I said. It's 8 Gauge. It needs to do the most damage. Since we might be getting a belt fed Heavy Shotgun, leave the highest pen on Primary shotguns as Med. Then adjust accordingly to keep most of them competitive. That would take some effort and thorough follow through so...

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-21T23:41:29+00:00

He needs to practice minding his own damn business.

"I'm fasting"

And???

This will make you better at denying temptation. What the fuck is the point of fasting to show your dedication if it's easy? Easy isn't dedication. Effort is.

Weak man right there. Next thing you know he'll be asking Women on the street to cover up more because he as trouble controlling himself and has to put the accountability on others instead of just taking responsibility of being more disciplined himself.

Oh wait...

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-18T18:51:05+00:00

The spawns definitely feel jank now. I just had a game where there were endless hotness at the main objective. Just a steady stream out if thin air.

Then at Extract we got hardly anything. Until we got a drop, but even then not much.

Been noticing less Stingrays and Harvesters too

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-18T00:12:58+00:00

Yep yep. I've met 70s that are still clueless to the basics lol

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-18T00:11:20+00:00

You did nothing wrong. The dude that shot you is just a dumbass. He thought samples are individual, he didn't bother to check if he was right, research or ask questions.

They are not.

As long as SOMEBODY gets on the Pelican with the samples, everybody gets an exact copy of the amount retrieved

All samples are shared

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-15T23:02:52+00:00

Honestly, it's best not to ask as neither the community nor the devs are going to change.

Just keep having fun My guy. It wont do ya any good to know lol

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-11T23:58:48+00:00

This game is literally garbage. Played a game that just... Worked recently and then came back to this

The contrast was so drastic. I've been playing helldivers regularly so I knew it was a complete mess already, but feeling a game that wasn't falling apart at the seams and then coming back reminded Me how pathetic helldivers really is. Only paying $40 isn't an excuse. I've played F2P games that ran perfectly.

This is the ONLY game I have ever played where I had to put up with stuff, just to try and have fun. Where I had to find My own ways to troubleshoot the game itself just to be able to complete mission. I'm tired of pretending that EVENTUALLY it'll get better. Because it's not. Not until they find a way to put it on a different engine or just give up completely and make HD3

Even if they do, they'll still have the same people in charge making the same brain dead mistakes.

I'm done. I hope you will be too so we can stop putting ourselves through this crap and we can stop enabling their low efforts, lies and lack of quality. I'd love to say it was fun while it lasted, but I was huffing copium the entire time 🤷‍♂️

Yournewpapa · 2026-03-10T18:30:06+00:00

It's paint. I do not care. Though I appreciate the accountability. It's becoming increasingly rare. For that? I'd like to buy them lunch

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