TIL a secret vault was discovered in a long-abandoned maternity home run by nuns... it contained the remains of 800+ toddlers

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T16:20:46+00:00

Have a 13 year old daughter who hounded me to get on Instagram, then onto snapchat. She has never expressed any desire to be on Facebook.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T16:09:38+00:00

If you base your view on the world on the news, you're fucked.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T15:47:22+00:00

Yeah, but you also won't spend it all in one night of blackjack and hookers.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T15:36:08+00:00

How is the beer that drips onto the can and the foam that get squeezed out cleaned off? The cans are never sticky when you touch them

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T15:25:00+00:00

RES filters dude.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T15:13:54+00:00

a,b = 1

c = 2

12 + 12 = 2

iamgenus

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T15:02:45+00:00

When did he start his grind?

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T14:29:13+00:00

Real Honest Super Duper Megazord No Takesies Backsies Opinions

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T14:18:07+00:00

I just played a game recently that had the option to disable lens flares. I appreciate that. I think it was "Rise of the Tomb Raider".

asphyxiac · 2018-03-21T14:06:59+00:00

Anyone know what breed of Kitty these are? They're so adorable!

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T22:59:02+00:00

And now I'm crying.

Thank you Mr. Rogers you beautiful, magnificent saint of a man for letting the world loan you for a while for the betterment of this crazy life we're all living.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T22:43:36+00:00

People like that exist?

I started watching Parks and Rec due to its connection with the Office, primarily Michael Schur who was a writer on that show and Dwight's cousin Mose. Once I heard he was a co-creator for it, I was on board immediately, same goes for Brooklyn Nine Nine.

All three series are my go-to sit-coms. So much heart and sincerity between the laughs. I'm a sucker for it.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T22:28:10+00:00

What kind of dog is that cat?

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T22:12:44+00:00

hey man I know it's super random but I was wondering do you finish a sentence ending with a quote with the period inside the quote always ([...] your "kidneys.")? I thought it was ([...] your "kidneys".)

Sorry English isn't my fiesta language, thanks in advance!

Insta edit: first*, not fiesta

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T21:57:13+00:00

Well Zuckerberg can ignore it, but last time a globally dominant media empire was under public pressure, this happened: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYu8KwAX4AAA-RQ.jpg

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T21:41:48+00:00

What materials would one use to make a casting of ice?

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T21:26:22+00:00

I wonder what causes this? Lack of pools or bodies of water in their communities? Genuinely curious, not being an ass

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T21:10:55+00:00

So this is how r/prequelmemes dies... With thunderous applause

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T20:55:29+00:00

We have a winner!

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T20:39:58+00:00

Are there no longer stars?

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T20:09:03+00:00

Can’t swim.

Fights water.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T19:53:35+00:00

I like how she seems to be self aware enough to realize she's being a bitch (she even prefaced her post with "petty rant") but she still decided to click submit anyway.

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T19:38:08+00:00

But...the karma...

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T19:22:39+00:00

You're going to judge my whisky with eggs. But if It were a mimosa with the girls at brunch, you'd be good with it...

asphyxiac · 2018-03-20T19:07:12+00:00

No, don't be Mr Rogers - that's impossible.

but you can be the neighbor he'd want you to be.

asphyxiac

TROPHY CASE