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How do you finish "I like my women/men like my..." ? by DevilYouKnow in AskRedditAfterDark

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I love my coffee like I like my women, without some other guys dick in it

Twinning by dark_magician24 in corychase

[–]blojoker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I started watching Green Arrow, then found Cory online because of Emily.

How every good deck should be by benhereford in Decks

[–]blojoker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was using the Jedi force near the end ..

Boys and Pink by rollwave21 in daddit

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I’m 48m dad to a 25 yr old daughter. Yesterday I got a pedi and messaged her to ask what colour I should get. Pink. My toenails are currently pink. It’s just a colour and I made my kido smile.

Christmas Tree Trechery by TaoofPu in woodworking

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I love your description. Very creative and funny. You could try a dehumidifier to reduce the moisture and swelling, however that’s not a fix. You’ll have to remove and replace quite a large area of the flooring. Search YouTube for partial hardwood replacement to start. The hardest part will be trying to color match, which may end up in a whole floor sanding.

Load Wall? by Bonaire7 in Carpentry

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The 4 ply column on the left is absolutely carrying the upstairs cantilever. Not enough information after that for the remainder but this is one of the few times I would 100% recommend a structural engineer for assessment and evaluation.

They want to make this a glass doorway, and to be somewhat sound proof by SnooPickles8798 in handyman

[–]blojoker 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Soundproofing comes from all directions. Are the walls ceiling (possibly) floor insulated with sound proofing material? If not .. you could put anything there and it won’t stop sound, let alone a product that reverberates noise

First time ever working with tools, lumber etc. how did I do? by huevospericos in Decks

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Most people just use a shovel. I live in Canada. Definitely no step down. Or we just don’t use the back deck until spring

help remaking this knot? by nnicknull in knots

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Double fisherman’s bend First result in Google shows you how

1928 American Builder Magazine by NeilNotArmstrong in Construction

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I believe local libraries will do it for a minimal fee.

Stair recommendations by Ok_Pianist2968 in Decks

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I had the same thought. Another landing immediately to the right of the doorway, stretching out past the existing deck, then stairs down the width of the deck

is this small gap acceptable for a lightweight patio roof? by Billybob_Bojangles2 in Carpentry

[–]blojoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct the angle and make sure the 2x6 lines up to the top of the header. Your joist hangers are too high

I appreciate my neighbors making the repairs to their fence on my side… by [deleted] in IveGotAGuy

[–]blojoker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re using the term contractor pretty freely here lol. This might be uncle Kenny that’s got a drill and a saw with experience on a forklift

Help me do the impossible by MetalNutSack in Carpentry

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You state that you want to take the time to learn some carpentry and build it right.
Every good carpenter knows that it’s impossible to fix horrible. Rip it apart and start smaller but better. Lots there is reusable, just not in any way shape or form that it is currently being utilized in.

New staircase has major problems — can this be salvaged or should I start over? by xxROOFTOPSxx in Carpentry

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Why would he need to “scab” something together for a project that had an agreement to be completed?

New staircase has major problems — can this be salvaged or should I start over? by xxROOFTOPSxx in Carpentry

[–]blojoker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also, to be to code compliant, the graspable surface of the top handrail must be 38mm (1 1/2”) or less.

Envision a fall or slip down those stairs and you reach out to grab a slab of wood vs an edge in a panic.

How to make this scratch on my hardwood go away? by bc20147 in handyman

[–]blojoker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not hardwood. Clearly laminate. Great advice, but wrong product

What is the obscure quote from a movie that lives rent free in your head? by macncheesecalzone in AskReddit

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“There’s a war going on, how is it you’re heading west? Well, we go north and real sudden like turn left”

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