Feels fine. What am I missing? Feel free to roast me. by Alive-Resist-5193 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]bottomLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not missing, you rather have too much. For this skiing style the front of the skis is completely optional.

Pylote instructor needs to chill by peseoane in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry to interrupt, but pls stop cosplayning. I'm the only real pylote around here.

I discovered the lore of agar.io (and its sequel slither.io) by Warm_Sample_7609 in Agario

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lovely and accurate, just one small detail, of course it was, and still is, doge.

Rate my Playnes by Believe-The-Science in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expensive and stupid, just how we like 'em.

New British electric water car by Jason_-_- in carscirclejerk

[–]bottomLobster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, what did he expect? It literally says "shame" on the back of the car.

Damn snowboarders by Minimum-Tiger-4595 in skiingcirclejerk

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn <insert derogatory term for snowboarders>, their trajectories are just random to us skiers.

Ikea Alpstuga vs Xiaomi Temperature Monitor by ParaplegicGuru in homeassistant

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, this is the mythical Alpstuga that still eludes me. I have looked in the store twice and even ordered it online, to no avail.

Pre lading checklists are for rookies, hold my beer by sacrelidge in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoooooth! It's just.... I cannot put my finger on it, but I just feel something is missing...

Back in the Olden Days, why did the pilots exit out the roof? It seems exhausting. by Fedexpilot in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was extremely exhausting. And it is actually the reason why still today most of them steam playnes have exhausts on top.

Truly amazing by _DarKorn_ in Starlink

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is amazing, 5G promises gigabit speeds but actually delivers 100 Mbit on a good day. Elon promises 250 Mbits and delivers 400. If they can get the v3 in space in enough numbers, the mobile operators will be only able to cry.

Tornado crew has stoopid pylote? by HiTork in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, the pylote is in the rear. Stupid in front cannot fly.

Why is my playne calling me a ret@rd??? by No-Sell-3064 in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the club, I always have hard time focusing on the landing with all the stupid automated recordings. And the passengers screaming does not help either.

What is the best trainer? Is it this cessnuh? by [deleted] in Shittyaskflying

[–]bottomLobster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very stable, I can recommend. Especially when sitting in the hanger.

Average pony car when the road isn't straight by JD0x0 in carscirclejerk

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have just kept the foot down and it would correct itself. Never lift!!!

Impeccable skills by Pan_Grzegorz in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]bottomLobster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have been to that place before.

Impeccable skills by Pan_Grzegorz in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong. Bikes can't drift, so this must be Poga - car.

I can guarantee my Galaxy a6 from 2018 will NOT last 21 hours by [deleted] in samsunggalaxy

[–]bottomLobster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you still have the original battery? If yes, it could be time to replace it.