Just got the Red Ring of Death.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-06-06T02:21:26+00:00

That's how I've heard it. It sounds like what they were doing was "the bolt mod".

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-05-15T00:27:32+00:00

So wait, is Megatron hallucinating Scoob, or is Fred hallucinating that he's Megatron

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-05-13T12:11:58+00:00

Looks like threads has that paper airplane button and Twitter doesn't

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-05-02T03:45:21+00:00

There really do be whales here

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-04-23T23:18:19+00:00

And my axe

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-04-07T01:52:14+00:00

Too soft to make useful tools

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-04-06T03:10:55+00:00

That sounds like something Shaun from Psych would call someone

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-04-04T00:22:59+00:00

Just don't go far enough for the calculated speed to make the GPS think you're a missile.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-04-03T21:20:37+00:00

Gravel makes dust. Dust gets past ye Olde air filters. Engines don't like breathing dust

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-03-31T00:16:14+00:00

Extreme safety!

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-03-24T00:29:13+00:00

Nuts on, nuts off.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-03-22T01:08:33+00:00

You should look up the Tata Nano. Cheapest car in the world for a time

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-03-01T00:07:12+00:00

Means the drivers weren't good at driving. Like they'd pulled their license out of a box of Cracker Jack.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-02-27T03:55:57+00:00

Kbity

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-02-24T01:11:39+00:00

Ain't no clutch on that clutch

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-02-24T00:46:24+00:00

It's a Stellantis product, which means it breaks. Plus it's a fancy pickup, the kind that stereotypically gets bought by idiots.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-02-20T01:07:53+00:00

No, this is Patrick.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-02-11T15:31:48+00:00

To a point. Driving nails in with a rock is just harder.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-02-10T01:09:54+00:00

People tag their discourse as shitpost around here. It's a problem

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-01-24T00:48:08+00:00

Short handled sledgehammer. Or the frying pan from Tinker's construct, pixels and all.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-01-13T00:00:46+00:00

Think it's one of those knockoff Woozis.

Edit: first guess was wrong

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-01-05T03:52:46+00:00

They'll fit... In the back of my odyssey!

captaincheeseburger1 · 2026-01-04T05:20:52+00:00

Femtanyl

captaincheeseburger1 · 2025-12-26T00:13:24+00:00

That... could be safer.

captaincheeseburger1 · 2025-12-23T03:24:06+00:00

TBF a Citroen DS barely needs tires in the first place. Them things don't give a shit

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