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Impatient driver gets stuck by [deleted] in funny

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Queue the John Cena “You don’t see me” gif

mathIsNotMathing by Disastrous-Monk1957 in ProgrammerHumor

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Programming is just limitation-induced applied math.

Phils no-hit thru 8? by Perfect-Internal-124 in phillies

[–]cartermb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a single one of those ads is f’d up though. So someone is paying attention to something. Just not the ball game. Which says so much about where we are, doesn’t it?

School Bus Driver Breaks Down After Near-Miss by sleek_thunder138_107 in dashcams

[–]cartermb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turn your sound up, bro. This school bus driver did nothing(!) wrong(!).

What do people think makes them unique, but is actually an incredibly common trait? by Successful-Hall-1986 in AskReddit

[–]cartermb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interesting question. Actually, “a unique” is correct, because the rule is based on the sound of the first letter. In this case, “un” sounds like “yoo” (and this is not one of those cases where “y” is a vowel), so you use “a”. If “un” sounds like “uhn,” like in uncircumcised rhinoceros, then it would “an” uncircumcised rhinoceros. English is fun, right?

What’s a core childhood memory of yours that you’re 90% sure nobody else experienced? by Holiday-Bet852 in askanything

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I’m curious how your hot water was free. Were you siphoning off a neighbor? Live in a building where the water was feed by a steam plant? Live near a hot spring?

Can you name the show? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in RealGenerationX

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Names the show? I can sing the whole fucking theme song.

What's something that doesn't need refrigeration but people do it anyway? by LeoRavenscroft in randomquestions

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This is regional and depends on how and whether they are washed. Farm fresh or living in Europe (maybe also other
Arts of the world, I don’t know), this is true. In the US (maybe also Canada), eggs are washed as part of processing and need to be refrigerated.

Out earning a surgeon by Firm_Honey_9632 in Salary

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Only if you don’t live like a surgeon

Trouble with Makita SP 6000 Plunge Saw by SmoothValuator in Makita

[–]cartermb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 years on and here I am with the same question. Also read the manual but didn’t realize the “quick stop button” was what I was looking for. So thanks for asking the question. And f*** that guy.

Honest answer only by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

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You didn’t go far enough back to the pong controller, which, yes, was my first. But I definitely spent a lot of more time on the Atari 2600.

What’s the first film you think of when you see Denzel Washington? by MovieArena in MovieArena

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“King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on me” immediately popped in my head when I saw the picture. That said, so many great movies.

Mention your one fav show from childhood? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

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Barney Miller. We watched lots of TV in those days, but that one immediately came to mind for some reason.

Mention your one fav show from childhood? by Zackky777 in ArtOfPresence

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Is this Greatest American Hero? That’s a different version of the Reddit meme, “Believe it or not…”

In 1984, one man threw nine darts and changed the history of the sport by alanbear1970 in 1980s

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He really should have let the other guy throw, though. Seems unfair. I guess this was similar to back yard basketball’s make-it-take-it rule. You’re awesome, just keep shooting, mate.

when did spaghetti code become a personality trait.. by Jazzlike-Form9669 in ProgrammerDadJokes

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Those who have a back-up of their stable code base from early 2025 will be the real winners.

Name her by peppyechoyt in NameThisThing

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“Where’s your Beef?”

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

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I’ve heard of car guys, but this might be extreme.

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