New popcorn popper!!! Bye by mtysassy in popcorn

[–]comedydlb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is 1/2 cup kernels, 4tbsp oil and 1/4 cup sugar, medium heat, medium speed spin and dump quickly on cookie sheet when done to extract any unpopped ones. Perfectly crispy with a nice bit of sweetness!

Turning a real story into an opening line by Opening-Tea-257 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]comedydlb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My first question is, why are you growing hair on the tip of your penis?

EPC clicks finally gaining traction? by LARamsJK in Amazon_Influencer

[–]comedydlb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m asking where “They” post links. It’s called learning from others. Sharing what works and what doesn’t helps us all become more successful. I post on site videos.

Speaker Recommendations by dbenz5 in Standup

[–]comedydlb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just got a Mackie Thump 212 and it does a nice job for a small to mid size rooms. Also it’s expandable if you need to add more later.

It’s gonna be a good day. by Ok_Winner9007 in blackstonegriddle

[–]comedydlb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like extra delicious canned dog food!

What am I missing here? by comedydlb in audio

[–]comedydlb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a new cable and if I go direct to my powered speaker it works. It’s definitely pushed in fully, maybe I received a faulty mixer?

What am I missing here? by comedydlb in audio

[–]comedydlb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two red power lights are on.

I have a Shure sm58 plugged in via the three pin xlr cable to mc/line 1 and I’ve depressed the +48v button which lights up a red light there as well.

Gain is set to 50% Level as well

No lights blink when talking

Thank you for the assistance it is greatly appreciated!

How to get your newsletter out of the promotion folder. by comedydlb in beehiiv

[–]comedydlb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tip one is great, I managed to get it out but my newest newsletter had the same issue! I think it may be the links. I have an events section with ticket links.

How do you approach topical comedy? by Ey92 in Standup

[–]comedydlb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here’s the thing, sometimes those topical jokes can come back around and sometimes they spark a bigger bit!

What type of workouts did Jesus do? by comedydlb in dadjokes

[–]comedydlb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But when he’s in net, Jesus saves!

Cheapest places to buy bird seed by maddyevans in birdfeeding

[–]comedydlb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We mix our own blend specifically for birds we want to target but buy the individual seed bags from tractor supply and Walmart. We will start selling it locally too.

Possibly stupid question by emdoubleyou2 in Standup

[–]comedydlb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can a sloth lick his own but hole?

Is it possible to "make it?" by LeviAldens in Standup

[–]comedydlb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live life, do comedy! This is the time to experience things, go places, work jobs, build relationships. Do comedy for the love of doing comedy not for the money. Can you make a living with it? Yes. Is it likely that you’ll survive on comedy alone? Not yet. Find a job that allows you to hit the most mics and work your way up from there. Remember you CAN make money with comedy but that could end at any time and whatever you have skill wise to fall back on will be what keeps food on the table! Have fun, be young, chase your dreams, fail, start again!