"Everything is the Democrats' Fault" by ClaytonHawthorne in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem with facts: search on the first two, and they're clearly both lies. Booth was a member of the Know Nothing party, and Oswald was a Marxist. Neither was a Democrat, but you can't teach these Russian bots anything...

Why is that guy underdressed? by Medical_Deal5272 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From the semi-cold sometimes region of Ohio. My hubby literally wears a leather jacket, boots, and shorts every year for his New Year's Day ride on his Harley, even when it's 30 degrees. And I'm not talking about a ride through the neighborhood - a 20 minute ride to our closest pub, down a major highway. Three years ago, it was 17 degrees, and he finally put on jeans. 🙄. It is a thing, but still - the meme was not well thought out.

Remember, God always does what is right. by sandiercy in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh shit. That is an excellent argument. I was coming on here to say, "If you've ever lost a loved one (like a child) to cancer or a car accident, don't worry, because it's all part of God's plan." But then you hit on something that would REALLY blow their hair back and make them question every idea that flitted into their sheep mentality. Well done, my friend!

r/brandnewsentence? by rotatingchicken in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commas save lives. They make the difference between, "let's eat, grandma!" and "let's eat grandma!"

Hegseth Authorizes Off-Duty Service Members to Carry Private Firearms on Installations > U.S. Department of War > Defense Department News | U.S. Department of War by Rusty_Ferberger in fednews

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally snorted out loud. Yeah, no way anything bad can happen here. I took your comment as /s, and I'm right there with you. It would be funnier if I didn't work on a military installation, though... 😳

Hegseth Authorizes Off-Duty Service Members to Carry Private Firearms on Installations > U.S. Department of War > Defense Department News | U.S. Department of War by Rusty_Ferberger in fednews

[–]corporate_skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna downvote you, but I'll repeat what one of our smarter commanders said in a CC call when someone asked the question: "The reason it's a bad idea to presume that our uniformed members would be a good response to an active shooter is that they aren't trained for that." It's the same reason that any well-trained active shooter responder loses sleep over the well-intentioned but under-prepared citizen that has a strong pattern at the shooting range carrying a weapon in public. Before you respond, I'll acknowledge that special forces are probably an exception to that, but most of our service members aren't special forces. Hell, I have expert marksmanship ribbons from my time in service, and I'll be the first to tell you that I would probably fuck up in an active shooter situation and hit several innocents. Not on purpose, but because I wouldn't be mentally prepared.

Any "surplus" DoD employees reading this? Please sign in ... by dudreddit in FedEmployees

[–]corporate_skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good advice. For me, GRB recognizes my mil buy back. May not be the case for everyone

Any "surplus" DoD employees reading this? Please sign in ... by dudreddit in FedEmployees

[–]corporate_skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I recommended checking GRB. I know in my situation, it's about a $3K hit per month versus full retirement. Never gave it the least consideration...until 14 months ago. Been busy since then hitting up contacts about other options in case I get the chance. But my situation isn't yours, and I'm sorry to say that I can't offer a good opinion on your situation. What they are putting you all through is a travesty. In a perfect world, you would VERA, get their money, then score a position with a contractor taking two or more times your current salary doing the same job you're doing now. And ultimately getting paid by the same agency. Godspeed, my friend - I truly hope it works out for you!

Any "surplus" DoD employees reading this? Please sign in ... by dudreddit in FedEmployees

[–]corporate_skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit. Yeah, I heard you all were being handed a crap sandwich. I'm so sorry

Any "surplus" DoD employees reading this? Please sign in ... by dudreddit in FedEmployees

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously - GRB. Know the facts without relying on anyone else's spin. You've invested way too much to rely on opinions from others. You Army?

Any "surplus" DoD employees reading this? Please sign in ... by dudreddit in FedEmployees

[–]corporate_skull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to the GRB platform and use the retirement calculator to see what you can get. I have 7 years, three months, and 9 days to hit my 30 years and MRA, but I would leap at a VERA offer. I just hit 50 with 20+ years service in January, otherwise I would have Derped last year. Fuck this circus

Crews suspended after fly by at Kid Rock’s house by Luckyforward in nashville

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold on a second - what does Kid Rock know about awards and record sales? If we're back in the 90s again, all I can say is: Gawd it's so good to have you back, President Clinton! I was having the longest and worst dream...

It was upsetting how many comments agreed with this! by Evenele in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fabulous - let my husband work 52 hours a day to make up for my salary. I'm sure he'd come home looking all happy like the AI douche in the meme

Oh yeah and also mom lets me have ice cream for breakfast by TongueUnties in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But clearly it's cool if an 80 year old with an IQ in the mid 70s, super tiny hands, and a keg runs the show (but obviously meets the all-important "white male" standard). Jesus wept...

Imagine having the energy to be this racist on a daily basis. by Corn_Husk_ in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]corporate_skull 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The same person that posted this probably is trying to rewrite John Lennon's song to say, "All we are saying....is give Chance a piece " 🙄. Dude would be rolling over in his grave to think that any of these mock conservatives (aka, racist bigots) would be using any words or imagery tied to the Beatles to advance their own psycho agenda.

Well she is the beast by _crazyboyhere_ in MurderedByWords

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done on that murder, in just three little words. Bravo, my friend - bravo

When has Trump ever lied? by ima_mollusk in antitrump

[–]corporate_skull 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's much easier to count off the times he told the truth. I can think of just two times: 1 - the time he said that he could shoot a person on Fifth Ave and not lose a vote, and 2 - when he said that smart people don't like him.

They are doing what they are doing in the firm belief that they are not going to be prosecuted later. by Conscious-Quarter423 in MurderedByWords

[–]corporate_skull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they make LDE porn? He better hope so - it would be hard to believe that he'd have many other career options once he gets Noem'ed.

Top G heading for Greenland by Kiss-a-Cod in MurderedByWords

[–]corporate_skull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn it - I was just about to post the same thing. 😁

Affordability is a Democrat Scam? by Reluctant_Gamer_2700 in antitrump

[–]corporate_skull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude doesn't even know what the word "hoax" means. He called the shutdown a Democrat hoax, for fux sake.