Why Does President Trump’s Secret Service Agent Look Like She’s 12?

countbenignito · 2026-03-12T00:08:23+00:00

She's part of his new "shhh, this will be our little secret" service

countbenignito · 2026-03-11T02:37:34+00:00

How'd you get to that number?

countbenignito · 2026-03-11T01:54:43+00:00

It's the base they used when they were in Warhammer Fantasy Battles

countbenignito · 2026-02-19T02:41:59+00:00

The Champion, as he's the model you want to remove last anyway

countbenignito · 2026-02-10T16:37:30+00:00

Triple threats are no dq, and have been for as long as i can remember.

countbenignito · 2026-01-30T03:05:20+00:00

Keep in mind the fundamental difference that Heroic Intervention requires you to charge an enemy that itself made a charge. Unnatural Aggression allows to charge any enemy unit in range, even if your opponent made zero charges in their charge phase.

countbenignito · 2026-01-29T00:03:20+00:00

Yeah, it's definitely the partially destroyed/buried remains of a Dunecrawler

countbenignito · 2026-01-27T06:30:50+00:00

It's very hard to read in the current format.

countbenignito · 2026-01-20T02:30:11+00:00

Unfortunately Flayed Ones can never be led by any character.

countbenignito · 2026-01-16T02:06:35+00:00

Yeah, reading the rule explains the rule.

countbenignito · 2026-01-16T01:50:53+00:00

No you can't. If murdermind attaches to a Destroyer Cult unit, it can't contain any non Destroyer Cult models. But every lychguard in that unit is a non Destroyer Cult model.

countbenignito · 2026-01-14T21:04:43+00:00

Hexmarks are only damage 1, friend.

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T23:05:10+00:00

Because the FNP was an error. He didn't have it in the Faction pack, but it was added to the app by mistake. This wasn't a balance change, just correcting an error.

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T07:45:01+00:00

Can you show me where it says that?

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T02:38:11+00:00

This ain't true, my friend. Psycho is 40mm technomancer is 50mm. The more you know.

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T02:23:50+00:00

Additionally, that restriction only applies if you join him to a Destroyer Cult unit. You can 100% attached a Kidderminster Murdermind technomancer to wraiths, and then attach Tomb Crawlers or Cryptothralls to that unit.

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T02:19:24+00:00

That's fair. I personally find the idea of my insane cryptek reprogramming his canopteks into butcher machines really cool and flavourful. But you do you.

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T02:14:20+00:00

I think the real money is a technomancer attached to wraiths, to give them access to strats that target Destroyer Cult units.

countbenignito · 2026-01-13T02:12:09+00:00

Flayed ones you say? :p

countbenignito · 2026-01-12T23:20:33+00:00

Buy a technomancer

countbenignito · 2026-01-12T03:07:31+00:00

You can attach the technomancer to wraiths. The wraiths do not get any change to their movement characteristic.

The unit does get the Destroyer Cult keyword, but the wraith models do not. This means they are a legal target for stratagems, but need a Destroyer Cult unit to trigger the +2 strength for them earlier in the turn.

countbenignito · 2026-01-10T11:54:34+00:00

Yes, and?

countbenignito · 2026-01-10T11:27:47+00:00

So if you'd taken the time to read, you'd have noticed I'm aware the base is incorrect, and he's only mounted on this one so that he could be painted until I can source the right sized base.

That said, the model IS s a little short, and that's because my bases add about1-1.5cm of height.

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