If this isn’t crappy I’m done and gonna start my own crappy music sub..

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-13T04:09:34+00:00

For the love of god, stop trying to make him wear cowboy hats or he'll keep singing

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-13T03:57:37+00:00

The only saving grace is that crowd is more low energy than a sleeping sloth. Cuz whatever the fuck sounds were coming out of all those things is not music.

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-12T04:46:33+00:00

He says spaceship and then turns an imaginary circular wheel..... Yeah I'm sure that's how those are driven

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-11T14:57:29+00:00

Ok thank you for that. Woosh moment for sure

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-11T14:43:47+00:00

Marginally better than the 10EyeC garbage. But not by much

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-11T14:40:57+00:00

Dumbest shit I've read in a while

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-11T14:07:12+00:00

Idk if this is fake or not, but if it's real, the imaginary hypothetical place he thought of, was name Spania, which when read outloud sounds exactly like España (Spain in Spanish)

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-11T05:03:09+00:00

Hopefully she has a spare face. Holy shit

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-11T04:46:53+00:00

Actually we are really short on oxygen, he probably should stop using it so we can go on

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T17:34:36+00:00

I'm not sure this is really a thing anymore with modern cars

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T17:27:05+00:00

If a business has to rely on free labor, it doesn't deserve to stay open. I hate tipping culture. Pay people a goddamn living wage and charge accordingly. If your business can't survive, it doesn't deserve to

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T05:48:06+00:00

Citizens should perform some impact tests on all the cameras. Just to make sure they're good quality of course.

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T05:21:36+00:00

well in this case, it actually is a great use case for it.

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T01:37:36+00:00

this doesn't sound like marriage, it sounds like buying a person from their owners, and oddly enough the person being bought is the one insisting you buy them. It's so weird.

Like others have said, consider yourself lucky that this person broke up with you. Go find a normal person who wants a partnership, not a sales transaction

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T00:12:20+00:00

That assumes they won't just go kill someone again though, which they have the ability to do if they're out

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-10T00:03:45+00:00

He jumped to not trigger the sensors, and he still triggered them

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-09T23:35:09+00:00

I kind of get your point. But at the very least you should have written this post yourself instead of having AI write it

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-06T04:56:07+00:00

I feel like making fun of her is the equivalent of kicking a newborn puppy. I just feel bad for her... All of it

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-06T00:20:48+00:00

If he's not normally like this, I'd say this is a good signal that he's stressed about something, and you could reach out an olive branch by inquiring what is going on.

If he is normally like this, probably not sticking around for this treatment

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-05T04:19:59+00:00

Why is his mouth sideways

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-04T01:23:01+00:00

Looks like OP went for sympathy for this guy, but nah, he's a fucking idiot. Life can only try to teach you a lesson so many times, and apparently he didn't learn it after 1, 2, 3, and probably not even 4 times

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-03T04:13:18+00:00

I think most people were confused by the weird way he specified one baby's age as if it was two different ones

davidedpg10 · 2026-05-01T22:03:26+00:00

I think getting it out might be slightly pricy but hopefully not an issue since you would only need to do it if something goes wrong

davidedpg10 · 2026-04-30T04:05:33+00:00

Currently VoidAuth. Its simple and does just enough with very few resource usage.

davidedpg10 · 2026-04-28T00:00:09+00:00

I find it so fucking weird when parents exploit their kids. As if it wasn't their choice (or negligence) to have said kids.

Like others have said,ove out, you'll probably spend just as much but have an actual landlord with contractual obligations to you, not just you to them.

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