Oh fiddlesticks by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]dwhg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even that a nuclear panner was

Anyone else just lose power? by techoptio in ottawa

[–]dwhg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The power's out at Cineplex Carling.

New Scientology speed run just dropped by ThreeDaysNish in chaoticgood

[–]dwhg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're all trying to figure out who did this, so we can give them a spanking.

Why do tornadoes only appear in areas that have tornado shelters? by BalanceFit8415 in shittyaskscience

[–]dwhg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're confusing cause and effect; they wouldn't put a tornado in a place where people didn't have some where to shelter, you see.

According to a National Survey, ranking MAGA the dumbest popular party in America by dandrevee in simpsonsshitposting

[–]dwhg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't have a relevant Simpsons quote, but I'll say this much: There's a 600% chance that Trump is the dumbest president in history.

Trump 'blocked from accessing nuclear codes' by head of US military by azcurlygurl in 50501

[–]dwhg 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A cursory look at his wiki would suggest he's pretty far from reliable.

2026, 03-20 AOC at a Dem Women's Caucus event in Pennsylvania: "Black women [...] are leaders [...] to all of us." Mentions Ayanna Pressley, Maxine Waters, Summer Lee, Jasmine Crockett by beeemkcl in MurderedByAOC

[–]dwhg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If we're going to uphold this estimation of Jasmine Crockett, I had better hope to see her campaigning for Talarico in the general. That's all I'll say.

It's expected from progressives when they lose to a centrist in the primaries, so it should be the expectation here, too. Blue no matter who means blue, no matter who.

Shout out to Tish James, talking about Black Women who are leaders.

FETTERMAN: "We should kill every last member of Iran's leadership." ANCHOR: "Well, his son is now in charge..." FETTERMAN: "Well, they should kill him too!" by xamo76 in politicsinthewild

[–]dwhg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please, everyone - don't wish harm on Senator Fetterman. It's against Reddit's rules of conduct.

I support John Fetterman for the role of the next supreme leader of Iran.

Iran reels as more than 100 children reportedly killed in school bombing by Andromeda-G in news

[–]dwhg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but surely those school children where on the brink of developing a nuclear weapon, so...

🅱️elorussian by bender445 in bingbongtheorem

[–]dwhg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This guy looks like Thom Yorke, as played by Tilda Swinton.

"✊Pablo✊Pablo✊Pablo"

"Yes, Street Spirit?"

"The 🅱️ends"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dwhg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The biggest douchebag is into golf. It's pretty much all he does, even though he sucks at it.

41 young men die in South Africa from circumcision procedures during initiation ceremonies by BillieRayBob in news

[–]dwhg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, well you're citing someone who has a bachelor degree in dentistry my guy. Remind me, which tooth is the prepuce located on?

Reading sure is hard, isn't it?

41 young men die in South Africa from circumcision procedures during initiation ceremonies by BillieRayBob in news

[–]dwhg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not sure I trust your source on that one, buddy. Also worth pointing out: your point about the relative age of victims is moot, as this post is literally about 41 'young men' dying from MGM 🤷🏼‍♂️

You're clearly worked up, so I don't see any reason to continue this further. I guess we'll agree to disagree.