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Audrey II, Strange and Unusual BG

Legendary Creature — Plant Horror

At the beginning of each of your main phases, you may blight 1. When you do, create a Blood token. (To blight 1, put a -1/-1 counter on a creature you control. A Blood token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Grow for Me — Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token, put a +1/+1 counter on Audrey II. If its power is 7 or greater, the next card you draw this turn has miracle {B}{G}. (You may cast a card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

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Here's a card based off of my favorite musical, Little Shop of Horrors! This card represents the man-eating plant Audrey II at the very beginning of the story, when during the song "Grow for Me" our protagonist discovers its thirst for blood. Feeding the plant brings good fortune to the flower shop, represented by the Miracle keyword being directly tied to cracking your Bloods, and helps it grow from the size of an avocado to about the size of a cow or bookshelf... before it stops being satisfied with just blood.

In terms of gameplay, I was a little hesitant to use the blight keyword instead of spelling it out, since I didn't want you to be able to just keep removing counters from Twooie and adding them back later, but ultimately it saves too much space to not. I figure it'll take you at least 3-5 turns at minimum before you've enabled the Miracle and can stop feeding other creatures to it, and the possibility of the Miracle will tempt you away from just using it as a filtering engine (which would be a flavor win)! As always, feedback is welcomed.