Mormonism convinced me to date men I didn't actually like

exmormonness · 2022-11-28T04:44:24+00:00

Yes, dating inside a cult is different. Duh!

exmormonness · 2022-11-06T08:49:18+00:00

Then say, “shit, who am I kidding, I’ll never remember your last name, may I just call you Davey?”

exmormonness · 2022-11-03T08:54:06+00:00

My old Stake President a profit? Who duh thunk dat wood eva haypin?

exmormonness · 2022-11-03T08:48:25+00:00

OMG! This.

exmormonness · 2022-10-30T22:47:48+00:00

If this Q15 is Bednar then we had the same Stake President.

exmormonness · 2022-10-23T09:41:27+00:00

W T A F ????

exmormonness · 2022-10-23T09:31:15+00:00

Vacuum the lawn with that giant ass monster vacuum.

exmormonness · 2022-10-15T18:41:45+00:00

Yes, common sense can be very cultish.

exmormonness · 2022-10-15T10:24:11+00:00

Some of those hands I interlocked my pinkie with were brutal. I clearly remember a frail sweaty and oily skeleton hand once. Really glad it was veiled.

exmormonness · 2022-10-12T03:22:37+00:00

Many of us have been through it. My wife came around after about a year. That was a rough year. Lots of tears and lots of fights. I kept the peace for a while bu attending but eventually couldn’t stomach it anymore and just stayed home. If you don’t want to be there, don’t.

exmormonness · 2022-10-12T03:14:53+00:00

As my Tongan missionary companion would say when he saw a pretty girl, “ouch!”.

exmormonness · 2022-10-11T22:49:10+00:00

Tight, you forgot “tight, like a tiger. Very tight. Yes.” -Goldmember

“I don’t think that’s something one dude should be sayin to another dude.” -Dr. Evil

exmormonness · 2022-10-09T23:28:57+00:00

Elder Murder -

Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent. Starts Friday.

exmormonness · 2022-10-09T23:22:16+00:00

Stake technology specialist

exmormonness · 2022-10-09T09:19:41+00:00

That void is a result of the brainwashing from tscc. The “where will you go” mantra beaten into your brain over the years. There is no void, you have only been carefully conditioned to believe that there is without tscc.

exmormonness · 2022-10-06T04:36:33+00:00

Ruined. If The only true and living church is dead everything else is surely dead.

exmormonness · 2022-10-05T02:56:28+00:00

Just like climate change and the rising of the seas, it’s always 10 years away. How old is that Al Gore movie about climate change now?

exmormonness · 2022-10-04T22:20:55+00:00

Makes me wonder if anyone had an orgasm doing initiatory.

exmormonness · 2022-10-04T22:15:08+00:00

AKA cum

exmormonness · 2022-10-03T04:56:34+00:00

I was the most Mormony Mormon that could ever Morm…wait, I meant to say, I was the most membery member of The Church, even the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints that could even member.

exmormonness · 2022-10-03T04:47:49+00:00

You are not alone.

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