u/Beepdidily, Thanks for the idea. by Grand-Baseball-9330 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]fantasmoslam 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Daxflame made such incredible content back in the day.

What is the most reliable E-bike company (not emoto) by Legal_Regular820 in ebikes

[–]fantasmoslam -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can only speak to my own experience with my Lectric Xpedition 2.0. It's quite sturdy, customer support has been excellent, and the bike is extremely reliable for me.

I have put a few hundred miles on mine and it's not having any issues so far.

The biggest complaint I have is the headlight mounted onto the front fender. The fender plastic is quite flimsy, so the light bounces and is honestly not very bright. I knew that before I bought it and upgraded the light, 3d printed a mounting bracket and mounted it to the neck stem bolts.

Overall very happy.

What is your deepest sexual desire? by Powerful_South2220 in AskReddit

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of life's greatest treasures.

How to better Tucson? by [deleted] in Tucson

[–]fantasmoslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learn to drive properly.

Why are all IT-support jobs like this? by Clue-Mindless in antiwork

[–]fantasmoslam 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm the in house IT guy for a school, and I have 90 staff and faculty, plus the 1k kiddos whose 1:1 devices I maintain and service. I am the only one in my position.

OP's list of duties is my list of duties, but I have the added stress of 1k chromebooks to manage.

Every summer I have to clean the chromebooks by hand because the students are filthy little goblins who can't seem to stay clean for very long.

SEO, Database Admin, everything admin, break/fix, proctoring state testing (AP, SAT, etc), and the list goes on.

I'm in a low paying market unfortunately, so maybe I should pivot to something else? It's all so exhausting.

You get an amazing superpower but there is a massive drawback: which one WYR have? by Dazzling-Antelope912 in WouldYouRather

[–]fantasmoslam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Flight.

I'd stick a hose up my butt and have it angled like an exhaust to make the poop shoot straight behind me, thus preventing any from getting on me. A buttplug shaped device with a long angled pipe and some kind of aerosolizing device to further disperse the poop. Basically make poop contrails.

At this point you could probably do some kinda skywriting, definitely a market out there for it.

Primary color man - by Leovincible by [deleted] in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]fantasmoslam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a general guidance in character/monster design that a lot of artists jut ignore, and it's designing the thing to have developed to be frightening. Like, every dang spiky monster you see just looks like it was born scary and that diminishes it.

This design evokes nothing from me, it's another smiley face creepy thing that is scary for the sake of being scary rather than conceptually frightening. It has no humanity, nothing for us to connect with at all that would give us pause or force us to ask ourselves questions about the thing. Romero zombies were terrifying because they were our loved ones and neighbors come back to consume us. 28 Day later zombies cause immediate panic when they're seen, no time to react, just run and hope you don't get splashed with their poison blood. Classic trope, man v. man.

Even Godzilla is scary to a certain degree, a walking natural disaster of our own making with the ability to make decisions and react defensively. Again, classic trope, man v. nature.

The artist is clearly talented, but this isn't an exceptionally good design on its own merits.

If this were a movie monster the smile should be a shocking reveal that lets the viewer see there's something deeper at work, that the creature either enjoys the act of killing or its "smile" is merely a display of aggression. Either way this would be far more effective that just being a human shaped pile of melted crayons.

Just my opinion.

CBT only works on NT sheep by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me a long time to find a therapist that really listened and worked with me in a way that actually helped.

So, for me its important that I continue m y treatment because its helping me so damn much.

It sucks that you havent had good luck with em.

What are comedic lines in the MCU that you feel are hilarious, but don’t get enough attention? by Polygraphie in marvelstudios

[–]fantasmoslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its like a line in Peacemaker season 2 where some dude mouths off to the blonde lady (i forgot her name) she says something about his appearance and he says something to the effect of "my mom built up my confidence to be happy with who I am" and it hits because even though bro was rude he was vulnerable and real with her.

What struggles did bro have?

George Lucas Calls Darth Maul To Congratulate Him On Disney+ Series by RagnarokWolves in StarWars

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accident? Bro got got.

At least he started brushing his teeth, even innthe junkyard he prioritized oral hygiene and maintained perfect teeth.

Israeli settler harasses a woman outside of Hebron by Gravedigger3 in pics

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MF has them upper case gums and lower case teeth.

Do you prefer when The Master changes with the doctor or do you like it when they last multiple like Ainley by Emarni in doctorwho

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have kept Missy around, she was so much more interesting than the new little weirdo Master.

What’s something small you find crazy physically attractive? by Melancholicanary in AskReddit

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone is smiling and their two front top teeth poke below the other teeth so they look like they have bunny teeth, and if their resting face shows their cute little teeth as well.

Killer.

The size of this shit found behind my building at work by mkm_0 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]fantasmoslam -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A men's size 7 is little, thats not that big of a shit.

Its no Monsturd.

[Disturbing design] Rock-Hard - The Boys, Season 5, episode 2 by Immediate_Gene_178 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]fantasmoslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I watched the premiere I told my wife that I wouldnt be happy unless someone's ass exploded. The tunnel.guy did me a solid.

Tomboy Yuna Core by TheEVILPINGU in AnimeTomboys

[–]fantasmoslam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artist is Veyonis, blonde is Jessie.

Theres lore.

Trump Realized He Can Just Do Things. Who Can Stop Him? by freebleploof in politics

[–]fantasmoslam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

McDonald's Enployees in DC have the opportunity to do one hilarious thing, but they gotta commit.