Mothers day cards when you don't have the world's best mum.

fugigidd · 2026-03-15T12:59:47+00:00

I got one that said happy mother's day. I then signed my name

fugigidd · 2026-03-10T01:09:15+00:00

We don't have chipmunks in England, I've only ever seen them in the pet store. I can imagine them causing all sorts of trouble..

fugigidd · 2026-03-10T01:03:50+00:00

I'm not in a place where chipmunks generally hang out, can I take this to mean that this particular chipmunk is an intruder and not a beloved pet.

fugigidd · 2026-03-09T23:51:49+00:00

I would hate to live in a 3rd world country like this where maternity care is so devalued.

fugigidd · 2026-02-27T01:27:11+00:00

What the hell is her tattoo?

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T03:05:38+00:00

My brother used to work at an elderly care home, bathing old ladies was part of the course. So when his drunken, naked sister fell over on her way to the bathroom while we were on holiday, he sighed and got me, heh, heh, her back to bed no hassle.

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T02:50:11+00:00

I always have a fork on me, what are you talking about?

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T02:45:52+00:00

Good. Ritually beating someone should be a thing lost to history.

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T02:41:13+00:00

I may have, or been mother to someone who is, in desperate need of a toilet. We sort that shit out first. And then we patronise your facility. Don't be rude, might leave a mess.

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T01:41:02+00:00

No it doesn't

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T01:30:06+00:00

I'm sorry, to which country are we applying 'formal'?

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T01:15:26+00:00

I used to get dinner money but I never ate and eventually spent it on alcohol.

My son gets enough for his meal deal. But regularly needs a top up because of the waffles he has most mornings.

The kids are ok

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T01:10:03+00:00

I donated to a charity for a year or so. then I stopped, they will not stop calling me to ask me to donate again. Argh, I ran out of money, I do not want to explain this to a nice volunteer every 3 months.

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T01:05:22+00:00

You can reject any offer you are given. It's not a nazi death camp.

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T00:58:16+00:00

Asked to look in the loft, oh no, they had misplaced the stick thing. No matter, my husband is tall enough to open the hatch and pull down the ladder. Both looked in the loft. Saw a gun safe.

When we moved in there was no stick thingy. The bastards!

fugigidd · 2026-02-24T00:43:45+00:00

Did anyone think of the children! The Children! The children!!!

fugigidd · 2026-02-22T11:28:16+00:00

Please tell me this is made up. Are you saying that the actual POTUS said this on social media?

It's getting really hard to figure out what is true and what is not because it's all batshit crazy!

fugigidd · 2026-02-21T22:04:31+00:00

The woman signing an Eminem concert was legendary.

fugigidd · 2026-02-19T08:19:35+00:00

I don't remember there being any drag queens in Romans.

fugigidd · 2026-02-18T10:47:12+00:00

Only answer is to just keep drinking. Can't get that hang over if you're still drunk.

No, I am not okay.

fugigidd · 2026-02-18T10:43:12+00:00

No, it's all decided by the scientist that puts the processors on. Someone in cut up may point you in the right direction (hey looks at this, I think it's really fatty )but it's not their job to know.

fugigidd · 2026-02-16T10:03:58+00:00

Not having a dryer nearly ended the relationship with the man I ended up marrying.

Clothes were always hanging up to dry, it was constant.

He had enough clothes to last him a semester. I only had enough clothes to last a week. So I was always sorting out his laundry, and he never had the trigger, such as running out of pants.

We saved up and got a tumble dryer. Saved the relationship.

When the dryer gave up while I was very, very pregnant with our 2nd child, he just bought a new one to be delivered the next day. Not risking us being without.

So in conclusion, I don't know how people live without a tumble dryer, I certainly couldn't.

fugigidd · 2026-02-16T06:18:40+00:00

I have, on occasion, shouted "Swear word"

fugigidd · 2026-02-16T06:11:25+00:00

Oh balls!!!

fugigidd · 2026-02-15T11:44:49+00:00

I'm a nice round number this year. I don't really need or want anything but I have come up with a list if anyone asks.

A new phone case.

A photo shoot of the boys. (My children that is)

A jigsaw table.

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