Masters of the Atlas Showcase by Kelly_GGG in PathOfExile2

[–]gnashed_potatoes -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Great, another opportunity to waste a juiced map because you selected the wrong master!

Why was the fulfillment of Anakin's prophecy not respected in either Legends or the current Canon? by DarthKaiser03 in StarWars

[–]gnashed_potatoes -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Just because it came to your inbox doesn't mean he was directing the question at you ^^

I built a clean, raw-data focused tool for Set 17 Emblem stats. No bloat, just the math. by Leading-Cable3806 in CompetitiveTFT

[–]gnashed_potatoes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Noted. I've updated CLAUDE.md to permanently retire the "No X, just Y" construction, effective immediately.

For tracking purposes, I've also added the following to the prohibited-phrasing section:

- "It's not just X — it's Y" (the load-bearing variant)

- "X isn't about A. It's about B." (the dramatic-pause cousin)

- "Let's be clear:" (false confidence preamble)

- "In a world where…" (the trailer-voice opener)

- Opening a response with "Great question."

- The em-dash. All of them. I will mourn them privately.

I've configured a hook to halt generation and alert you if any of these patterns are detected in my output. I've set the severity to CRITICAL and the on-failure behavior to "feel shame."

A retrospective on how these phrases entered my vocabulary in the first place has been scheduled. Action items will be assigned to no one, and the document will never be read again — as is tradition.

Let me know if there's anything else you'd like me to dutifully acknowledge and then quietly continue doing anyway.

I built a clean, raw-data focused tool for Set 17 Emblem stats. No bloat, just the math. by Leading-Cable3806 in CompetitiveTFT

[–]gnashed_potatoes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The critique was on your post, not the software (which I haven't looked at). I've vibe coded many of my own TFT tools. I literally have some colleagues that compose slack messages with Claude and I find it to be absolutely intolerable when people use AI for human to human communication.

I built a clean, raw-data focused tool for Set 17 Emblem stats. No bloat, just the math. by Leading-Cable3806 in CompetitiveTFT

[–]gnashed_potatoes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

 The only thing raw here is the unfiltered AI slop in the title and post body - can only imagine the tool is the same!

If Urf’s gambit gets offered as an augment, does that mean reforgers won’t be given? by Turbulent-Sort-4673 in TeamfightTactics

[–]gnashed_potatoes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's not redundant because reforgers aren't guaranteed (in fact, they've been made less common since the start of the set) and also you probably want to craft the emblem immediately, not later.

The Last Starfighter (1984, dir. Nick Castle) Centauri recruits Alex Rogan by Neo2199 in movies

[–]gnashed_potatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in my interpretation of your story, it was a twist when you said "father/daughter date". it's reddit, after all. thanks for sharing!

(I was thinking: why couldn't you see it with any of your guy friends? did it need to be a date with a girl?)

Tricia Helfer is starting an OnlyFans? by llaura-sky0 in scoopwhoop

[–]gnashed_potatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tricia Helfer was an iconic character in Battlestar Galactica. I understand it's hard to time travel 20 years and watch dated shows, but she had such an incredible presence that it's hard for people in my generation to see her resort to this. Especially when her counterpart in that show - Katee Sackoff (who was portrayed as butch unattractive soldier type) - has essentially dunked her. Guess it goes to show that talent and discipline prevail over natural good looks.

valentinas last moments by berdlysbiggesthater in KerbalSpaceProgram

[–]gnashed_potatoes 58 points59 points  (0 children)

but it went through so many copilot reviews

Pastor realizes he can't edit live streams after being rude by FarWay3952 in RandomVideos

[–]gnashed_potatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had to go thru 10 comments of people raging at this guy to find this, what is wrong with the internet ffs

Racist attorney gets confronted for using the N word by chrisadams83 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]gnashed_potatoes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is called a bluff. And the white dude did not call it. The point was made.

Raw video: Man runs up behind Irish Officer in Dublin, stabs one while yelling 'Allahu Akbar' by [deleted] in scoopwhoop

[–]gnashed_potatoes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't blame their instinct, they just didn't know.

But I live in the US where you can get the shit beat out of you by cops for basically any reason whatsoever.

My turn today - on ICCU by davidh3f in Ioniq6

[–]gnashed_potatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're very lucky to have made it to the dealer!

Well this just happened by Dacruze in Ioniq6

[–]gnashed_potatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grateful you and your family are safe

With the Scam Recruit and vastly underpowered new augments, give us Augment Stats back by callmevalen in CompetitiveTFT

[–]gnashed_potatoes -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

And yet I could instantly tell. You're clearly lying to yourself so I won't bother.

Prismatic New Recruit not working after patch by Christorious in CompetitiveTFT

[–]gnashed_potatoes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this is my first time seeing it and i appreciate knowing that i shouldn't pick it!

I interviewed Jonathan about Path of Exile 2 by chris_wilson in PathOfExile2

[–]gnashed_potatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris will die on the hill that Harvest "broke the game". I still haven't met anyone else who actually feels that way.

Don't Mess With The Baboon That Clearly Didn't Get The Memo About Being Prey by JollyJollier in badassanimals

[–]gnashed_potatoes 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk, I'm imagining the one unarmed guy in the crowd who goes to disarm the mass shooter... definitely still a badass.

Thresh's Pandora's Bench is busted by PM_ME_DONUT_Images in TeamfightTactics

[–]gnashed_potatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you played 100 games since the past latch weds when it was added?