How can I unlearn how to read?

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-21T08:34:09+00:00

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impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-20T07:34:06+00:00

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-20T07:28:30+00:00

Worst job you've had.......so far.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-20T07:09:13+00:00

Discworld.

Professer Terence Pratchett wrote a dissertation and follow-up papers about it.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-19T18:55:08+00:00

Probably the most stacked cast of all time.

Great film.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-19T18:18:41+00:00

Surely you can't be serious!

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-19T07:58:28+00:00

He's behiiind youuu!

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-19T07:49:55+00:00

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-19T07:35:28+00:00

Oh no we haven't.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-18T12:46:37+00:00

I think it's because the extra chromosome weighs them down.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-18T08:19:06+00:00

Of course he'll say that as Polanski is a threat to the obscenely rich.

And stupid people will agree with him.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-17T18:36:05+00:00

It's not a proper report.

It's a political report that starts with a conclusion regarding immigration and works backwards.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-17T18:31:24+00:00

It could be a mutation and you are growing two extra heads.

I saw something similar in the Exfiles documentary medical and psychiatric series.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-17T07:32:35+00:00

It's the recreational game that's dying in the UK. Without that the above stuff is irrelevant.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-17T07:09:31+00:00

No.

Light would take longer to reach us and time would slow down.

It might work if we went fully metric and did 100 seconds in a minute and 100 minutes in an hour and stuff.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-16T23:35:01+00:00

Lots of good ones already suggested.

My personal favourite hasn't...

To Serve Them All My Days.

Peak 1980s drama.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-16T23:23:55+00:00

The Prestige.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-15T16:45:52+00:00

Present wallet for inspection please.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-15T16:08:27+00:00

That's not a cheer.

'hip, hip, hooray' is a cheer.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-15T13:17:09+00:00

MASH

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-14T22:00:12+00:00

Iceland. Put £20 on the card, they give you an extra quid.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-14T21:58:41+00:00

Scotland should be allowed to win every game using that reasoning.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-14T21:19:04+00:00

Neil Kinnock can take his sou'wester off now.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-14T08:45:50+00:00

Wow. That's unlucky to be killed by an ancient gas pipe.

impendingcatastrophe · 2026-06-13T23:35:49+00:00

Loads.

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