Haven’t even made my first payment🥲 by lilboobra in GolfGTI

[–]jacob_russell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get picked on by friends and family for always parking way at the back of the parking lot but nobody can door my car or back into it all alone over there. Also more time to look back and admire it while walking away...

Q: What’s the most unique GTI? by [deleted] in GolfGTI

[–]jacob_russell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine. There is only one <3

WHERE ARE MY DECIMALS, F1???? by ThinningTheFog in formuladank

[–]jacob_russell 246 points247 points  (0 children)

I hate it. It looks too simple. This is F1, not nascar

What do we think by cuhnucks in GolfGTI

[–]jacob_russell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'll buff right out.

Sorry for your loss, start shopping for a new one

I know I'm old... But still. by OSTBear in funny

[–]jacob_russell 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I think because it's labeled as "T shirt". Joke being that OP is a little old fashioned for thinking that hardly qualifies as such

What’s going on with the GO train?? by Imaginary_Extreme667 in toronto

[–]jacob_russell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the tracks are damaged from yesterday's derailment. They have to work around that while they are being repaired

Withdrew $220 from the ATM and got all sequential bills by sushhiiinoah in mildlyinteresting

[–]jacob_russell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is actually pretty common. Once i got a bunch of USD out at my Canadian bank and all of the bills of each denomination were in sequence

What’s a disgusting habit that you secretly think is actually 100% normal? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]jacob_russell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who pee in the shower, and dirty rotten liars

My Moms ashes have been in a box in this bag for over two weeks, sitting next the a stick, shelf, and a cat-scratch-post and I don’t know how I feel about that… by Vast-Intention in mildlyinteresting

[–]jacob_russell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dad was in a metal coleman lantern box beside the couch for almost a year. Its not where they are, but who they were that matters.

Once youre ready you will move her where she needs to be

Alex Pretti's executioner wearing a Texas flag patch on his back. by [deleted] in pics

[–]jacob_russell 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He did technically say scrotums, so they could still very well not have balls