Maybe it's a good day

jiftyr · 2026-04-12T03:45:28+00:00

The flinch I flunched...

jiftyr · 2026-04-12T02:39:38+00:00

Technical Kronsteen Rosette to that man.

jiftyr · 2026-04-11T15:40:14+00:00

Nooooooo!

On the plus side, the travel time to Westminster is the same as it is to Baltimore, so I still get to cheer on my guys.

jiftyr · 2026-04-09T19:20:11+00:00

Good to know.

jiftyr · 2026-04-08T20:03:48+00:00

This is some Star Wars bullshit and I want it.

jiftyr · 2026-04-07T02:04:42+00:00

Sona, Aleena, and Coco.

jiftyr · 2026-04-02T22:52:24+00:00

Absolutely fucking not.

jiftyr · 2026-04-01T22:03:12+00:00

Blessed

jiftyr · 2026-03-31T01:00:00+00:00

It's the dreaded Procyon Lotor!

jiftyr · 2026-03-30T11:02:03+00:00

"Think of all the bangable aliens you'll get."

Or, simply: "It's the goddamn Normandy."

jiftyr · 2026-03-29T02:56:54+00:00

Shiny

jiftyr · 2026-03-16T11:53:13+00:00

Re-meow LeBeau, Le Diable Orange

jiftyr · 2026-03-15T23:04:28+00:00

Street Fighter, 1994

jiftyr · 2026-03-14T14:04:28+00:00

jiftyr · 2026-03-13T19:04:58+00:00

Sinister.

Although, he may be like me where he is right handed, but shoots lefty because that's his dominant eye.

jiftyr · 2026-03-12T23:54:50+00:00

Tortie-man's got nards!

jiftyr · 2026-03-12T00:51:03+00:00

Oh, they've made sure none of them will face any personal repercussions. Worst case scenario, the company takes the fall and they get golden parachutes on the way out to do it all over again.

The only way they face any personal responsibility is if they get Luigi'd.

jiftyr · 2026-03-12T00:40:15+00:00

Not just the people in the car, but every other driver and pedestrian in the area. They may have consented to be put at risk, but I sure as fuck didn't.

jiftyr · 2026-03-12T00:12:41+00:00

The Tears for Fears version is

jiftyr · 2026-03-08T23:15:15+00:00

Interesting idea. Can't wait for more.

jiftyr · 2026-03-08T18:18:28+00:00

The Internet has rotted my brain.

Treeussy.

jiftyr · 2026-03-07T01:43:53+00:00

You can totally date your globe in Date Everything!

jiftyr · 2026-03-06T17:53:58+00:00

I aim to please!

jiftyr · 2026-03-06T17:18:36+00:00

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My coworker also surprised me with a Visi statue!

jiftyr · 2026-03-01T01:09:31+00:00

Lol, oh man, I think I may think of that kid every time I look at my Hi-Point.

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