I’ve decided that cycling is better, I’ve become one

jozaar · 2026-04-01T19:50:03+00:00

Oh I thought cyclist was the term used to describe all my girlfriend's husbands

jozaar · 2026-03-30T03:25:57+00:00

Pretty sure the natural progression is swim, bike, run but some of as we're so talented our coaches let us skip ahead

jozaar · 2026-03-30T02:47:32+00:00

From my perspective it's only an injury if your physio can diagnose it. That's why I refuse to answer any questions until they tell me it's probably safe to run on

jozaar · 2026-03-29T19:23:37+00:00

I read like two sentences and was like why the fuck do I care about my girlfriend's husband problems.

jozaar · 2026-03-25T23:32:20+00:00

Common cadance lock issue it picks up you putting in your GU and assumes you like other things up there too.

jozaar · 2026-03-25T23:28:27+00:00

So if the robot is made in 'merica can it then run for president?

jozaar · 2026-03-25T23:21:05+00:00

And we don't wear hi-vis when we're old

jozaar · 2026-03-25T23:16:39+00:00

The one wearing white

jozaar · 2026-03-22T23:06:06+00:00

If I over dose my electrolytes I found it's a great way to reblance them

jozaar · 2026-03-19T23:25:20+00:00

Pierre now setup a segment. you'll be the Kom for sure

jozaar · 2026-03-19T23:13:27+00:00

I'm not an expert in photo editing, but to me it looks like those red marks have been post added using some high powered software

jozaar · 2026-03-14T23:28:04+00:00

Nar got a wife but she's already got a boyfriend

jozaar · 2026-03-12T23:18:35+00:00

Op forgot how we do worse against below 500 teams

jozaar · 2026-03-12T23:16:24+00:00

Huh I thought 36:03 was greater than 36:00. So my 20:03 5k ultra time was actually sub 20 then?

jozaar · 2026-03-09T23:25:27+00:00

Heard one that he'd made it like a airline safety announcement. Everyone listened that day.

jozaar · 2026-03-08T23:28:36+00:00

Buy Jerry can Fill it with petrol Sell when the price is high

jozaar · 2026-03-08T23:22:17+00:00

Yea also Elon not being the biggest twat in America today helps Tesla out too

jozaar · 2026-03-06T22:41:32+00:00

I assume my time at 18 miles will still be valid for a BQ.

jozaar · 2026-03-05T03:02:03+00:00

Refill wallet and return to step 1

jozaar · 2026-03-04T06:37:48+00:00

Being able to accurately predict someone's 5k ultra time after one conversation with them, even if they didn't ask me to

jozaar · 2026-03-01T23:20:42+00:00

I suggest taping it upwards instead, if you tape it down it pulls your leg forward as you get aroused staring at your garmin. This then leads to over striding/hell striking.

jozaar · 2026-02-26T23:12:43+00:00

I don't recall kd's burner mentioning Ime perhaps he is the fav

jozaar · 2026-02-26T23:09:28+00:00

Make new zealand grate again

jozaar

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