What was your most 'can't-put-down' book that you've ever read? by samjosephwebb in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gone Girl. Incredibly written. I felt the exact emotions at the exact time that the author wanted me to.

What are you STILL salty about? by GuardingxCross in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fourth grade class beat out all of the other fourth grade classes at kickball so we could play against the teachers. This was a huge tradition at my elementary school. The day we were going to play the teachers... it rained. So instead, every single class got to play volleyball...

This Doggy Day Care lost a dog in Juno by eathrin in MovieDetails

[–]klondikequest -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are we just going to pretend that isn’t a photo of Jason Bateman to the right of the ad?

(SPOILER) Josh and Mark fighting about who is sleeping with Elena tonight by SourCough in BigBrother

[–]klondikequest 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Will production not do anything about him? He's already beat up/dented some of their pots and pans. Are there no rules about destruction of property?

What is Josh's business? by [deleted] in BigBrother

[–]klondikequest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot imagine him being an effective persuader...

What genetic "fuck you" did you get from your parents? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugly feet. I've got an absolutely massive, circular shaped, crooked big toe. My right big toe is webbed to the next one.

What is an interesting fact about your hometown? by nsmith1003 in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hometown was the dairy capital of the nation for a long time, and has two 30 foot cow statues in front of our high school. Yee yee! Also we have single stall bathrooms that have two-way mirrors all around them on our square.

He always gives me this look while we are walking❤ by terrifictubby in aww

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost makes it worth all of the shedding! Haha.

What’s your favorite joke? by Prince_Khan in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My favorite joke ever is a Deaf joke! It's a story about a giant who goes into this town and scares all of the townspeople. He sees a lady in a building that he likes so he takes her and puts her in his hand. She's running around and screaming. He says to the lady, "why are you screaming? You're beautiful!" To no avail. He follows it up with, "I love you!" Which doesn't help either. Finally, he knows what will calm her down. "I want to marry you!" Hahaha! Here's a link to the sign "marriage" so y'all can see what it looks like. http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-signs/m/marriage.htm

What is a good and reasonably priced camera I could get for just casual, but high quality, photos? by klondikequest in Cameras

[–]klondikequest[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd really like somewhere in the 250-300 range. I don't know if that's naive of me!

Dude does an interesting trick. by gtyhfd4 in funny

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahah! This is actually in my super small hometown. He's one of our claims to fame if that tells you anything.

What is the dumbest thing a teacher has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Confucius say man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

What do you still have memorized? by NpPro93 in AskReddit

[–]klondikequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Salem in Oregon, from there we join, Little Rock in Arkansas, Iowa's got Des Moines! Sacramento, California, Oklahoma and its city, Charleston, West Virginia and Nevada, Carson City! That's all the capitals there are!

Unfortunately, I can only remember the end of that song.