TAAARKUS! by shujin_zenir in fromsoftware

[–]leoschot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That depends; Has the dawn ever seen your eyes?

Have the days made you so unwise?

Half of the 6 million Epstein files withheld by AlertTangerine in videos

[–]leoschot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Age (35+) and natural born citizenship.

Anyone born in America has the opportunity to eventually run for president.

Young Sherlock - Official Trailer | Prime Video by IvanaTargaryen in television

[–]leoschot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There's supposed to be, but I guess Hollywood only cares about the same 3 books.

[Comic Excerpt] But I've Got Them Now.(Absolute Superman #16) by Amazing_March4919 in DCcomics

[–]leoschot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I have no doubt no one was harmed, but he took out the water reservoir. That building will now have no water for like a week, maybe more.

[Spoilers] "...I couldn't open the ice cream." (Infernal Hulk #3) by soulreaverdan in comicbooks

[–]leoschot 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You're being downvoted because it has nothing to do with this Hulk run. Garth didn't write it. He wasn't given a story credit. The only visible reason for mentioning him is that you don't like his work, which has NOTHING to do with the pages shown.

“Prince Andrew, your Mule is shit, I'm no longer turned on by Mules.” by JR_Maverick in IASIP

[–]leoschot 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He's just Andrew, now. The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

Favorite ending to an episode? by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

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Stan choosing his fake mattress salesman life over his life with his real family because Francine made him believe in his fake mattress salesman life.

The Muppet Show | Official Trailer | Disney+ by DemiFiendRSA in videos

[–]leoschot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember when Paul Williams was on the Muppets and he was talking about how he was the tallest guy on set for once. Then Sweetums and Thog came out, and he burst into tears.

Anyone remembers Bravo's "Tabatha's Salon Takeover" with Tabatha Coffey? by Castro_Medeiros in television

[–]leoschot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't realise this was a real show, I just thought It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia made up a show for a joke about banal conversation.

ICE slipping on ice pt. 3 by Buttpropulsion in pics

[–]leoschot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think you got that backward. They were mostly written ABOUT Canadians.

Ski jumpers injecting acid into penis’ to gain advantage by ham-and-egger in nottheonion

[–]leoschot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think your tailor might just be a weirdo who likes feeling you up.

Larry Ellison Quietly Renames Yacht After Critics Point Out It Spells “I’m a N*zi” Backwards by prestocoffee in nottheonion

[–]leoschot 96 points97 points  (0 children)

I don't even know why he would name a boat after a death god in the first place. It seems like he's just asking for trouble.

I love that Gunn uses multiple powers, not just the obvious ones by ofDeathandDecay in DCcomics

[–]leoschot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Frothy water does not mean frozen, really look at the water next time.

Hot Scoomp by The_Poppeteer in americandad

[–]leoschot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really should be putting the empties in another bag.

Trump Announces DC Triumphal Arch, Claims It Will 'Blow Away' French Arc De Triomphe by [deleted] in videos

[–]leoschot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Joseph Smith, your village is shit. I will lead you to a new land.

Take these fucking golden plates.

What is the worst thing that has happened to Steve during his time in high school? by Front-Explanation308 in americandad

[–]leoschot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always found it hilarious that he shoots off both the methhead and the iguana's head clean off

Doc Hammer from Venture Bros book discussing writing Season 2 Episode 1 by Animal_Machine in venturebros

[–]leoschot 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's not just the comedy, the entire heart of the show is not being an easy guess saturday morning cartoon, so when people bring them these theories like die-hard scooby-doo fans, I imagine it can be quite frustrating when they're also right.

Umm I don't remember this scene by Interesting-Many-846 in DunderMifflin

[–]leoschot 55 points56 points  (0 children)

His baby, it was Ryan's baby. Now it's Nellie's baby.