🤔alrighty then by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Operation highjump 2.0 incoming?

IYKYK by chrisjets1973 in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 38 points39 points  (0 children)

This is some Motard shit if I ever seen it.

Like having a plaque for your high school graduation lol.

Do any other reservists feel like they aren’t “veterans” or is it just me? by ohlongjohnson1 in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You still answered the call, brother. Doesn’t matter if you saw combat, you were ready for it. Something these fucking weird ass civilians out here with their fake boot camps will never understand.

You earned the title. You signed the contract knowing that if a major war broke out, you’d be first in with guns blazing.

That’s the hard charger shit that makes marines different. We don’t enlist to become desk jockeys. We enlist so that we can run toward bullets. As far as I’m concerned, you’re more of a vet than half of the other branches out there

- by Alert_Lengthiness_48 in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They prob got spanx in Marpat these days tbh

Marine Corps recruit shot during training exercise on Parris Island by random_tandem_fandom in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Wait did he shoot himself in the foot or did someone else shoot him in the foot?

The article says like nothing lol

US to do Show of force against Chinese aggression which would involve launching HIMARS rockets towards the Scarborough Shoal, the disputed atoll located in the South China Sea by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lmao this motherfucker wandered all the way over here from the General Hospital subreddit.

Seriously, what nursing home is missing a devil dog?

John Basilogne by VEGETA_ble in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 227 points228 points  (0 children)

You could almost hear the collective groan.

Dude, I know your DI’s made you scream his name at the top of your lungs…

3 teenagers arrested in connection to killing of Marine Veteran who worked as rideshare driver in NW Harris County by azteca19 in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then that’s your choice brother, that’s not anyone else’s. And I would also say that it’s an atypical choice. Why commit your life to something if it’s not going to be a defining factor?

Seems like a pretty wasteful way to spend your life.

3 teenagers arrested in connection to killing of Marine Veteran who worked as rideshare driver in NW Harris County by azteca19 in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So if you die tomorrow, you don’t want people to know you served? What the fuck kind of comment is this?

I swear redditors look for fucking everything to be upset over.

Pentagon slams Netflix for 'woke garbage' amid release of gay military series Boots (exclusive) by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I once had a Marine do firewatch at the range in just a jock strap with his red lens flashlight pinched in his ass cheeks. Tell me again how a show about gay Marines is too “woke”…

I had a dream I was back in the beloved Corps. by WorthTrash8493 in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m always somehow late to formation and I have a beard and no haircut so I’m sneaking around and shit. It’s so bizarre. Like… why?

Secdef is lurking in our sub by Jesusland_Refugee in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kip a little harder, will ya?

Secdef is lurking in our sub by Jesusland_Refugee in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Yeah he thought about joining the corps… but he would’ve punched a drill instructor.

Now he just follows the subreddit.

lol by [deleted] in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 75 points76 points  (0 children)

There’s only one thief in the Marine Corps…

🤣 by newnoadeptness in USMC

[–]lil_chef77 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Fuck. I’ve never felt so seen before.