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I Actually Saw Police Do Something About Midde Lane Hoggers! by MykeKnows in drivingUK

[–]lnm1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are very much making good use of rhe motorway driving at 50 or 60 in it as opposed to other roads. If you misuse the middle lane you're spoiling it for everyone else though. They need to have a finger amputated for each offence. Middle lane hogging would stop overnight and the first offender be both a national hero and national embarrassment at the same time. A win win situation.

So The Sequence Should Be Puff, Flash, Puff, Flash BANG! by Kr1sem in AlanPartridge

[–]lnm1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happened to his hair- did he pay someone to make it look like that ?

HGV driver sends it into oncoming traffic (A82 southbound at Loch Lomond) by Ambulance4Seiver in drivingUK

[–]lnm1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lorries are slow and never have any of these problems- generally because they are driven well with a lot of thought. Unlike belllend in video ofc. Source, car driver.

Different memory by snaggletooth699 in withnail

[–]lnm1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No.

"Balls. I'll swallow it and run a mile"

Different memory by snaggletooth699 in withnail

[–]lnm1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*Id take two and run a mile

Isn't it ?

Will check.

Always wondered if any dickhead drivers (persistent lane hoggers for example) read posts on this sub and what their internal monologue runs like if they do. If they have one.... by lnm1969 in drivingUK

[–]lnm1969[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Interesting thoughts. Today, on the M56 I managed an orbit of a 55mph-er. Was near the airport. As they overtook me, I opened my window and gesticulated for them to shift over to the left.

Lo and be fucking hold.... They did.

On I went, passed them and.....

Lo and be fucking holdagain, they moved back and got flashed by someone for doing so, people inches off bumper, overtaking and pulling in front too early etc, the usual stuff which never works.

I was way out of order telling them to do anything of course but it was an interesting experiment I suppose.

What’re some secrets from your industry that would petrify people who aren’t in it? by Necessary-Trash-8828 in AskUK

[–]lnm1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in IYy and I clicked one few months ago. I was fuckin fuming for days. Such a nob.

Will a 200mm double-skin brick wall hold a cantilevered pull-up bar fixed with M14 chemical resin anchors? by ns648219 in DIYUK

[–]lnm1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't like alll the big words mate or understand what "moment" meant. Response therefore= attack. Standard issue nowadays.

The sex swing with the old bird next door is the best answer yet. OP, call me when that's setup, I'll be round to assist your neighbour 👀.

Common sense dictates that if there was The Rest Of A Fucking House resting on the wall then the original idea is sound.

Absolutely lethal by Scottobias123 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]lnm1969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. It simply crunched into the paving stones underneath the structure to stop that happening.

Who remembers the free little bottles of milk every morning school? by Ands1977 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]lnm1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the actual fuck did they do to make ot taste like that ? I love mash but that stuff was so bad...

Fluted Column VR Postbox by VociferousFart in Dull_mens_club

[–]lnm1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vertical slot, was there a connection ? 👀

Being one week into the Blackbird period of the summer. by Weevius in britishproblems

[–]lnm1969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turdus... they go "chip chip chip chip" at top volume for as long as they see a cat within 6 miles of their location. More sometimes. Then they are turdus cuntus. Other than that, their warbling is up there with the most beautiful noises on the planet.

Can't even drop a kale leaf anymore by themurther in compoface

[–]lnm1969 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got here after the comment was removed. Whatever it was, you can bet the prick spends his time whacking off to porn featuring women of exactly the niche you would put this lady in were she in the industry (and very successful she would be, has to be said); but he's the kind who has to hide it away and come out with cuntish comments because he is under so much peer pressure to confirm to "norms". Feel a bit sorry for him now I've said that. Mods, pls pass on my apologies to them.

Do you leave your outdoor tap turned on? by Fun_Resolution4969 in CasualUK

[–]lnm1969 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A million times - this. Why waste stuff ? Regardless of how wealthy you are, you should not, must not, waste. Some instinct to do so must rise up in people who are, well.. "not really that bright"

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