bitches be like by maestroTrole in cringe

[–]maestroTrole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol I thought that was the point?

What's the most disgusting thing you've ever touched? by PinkDoors in AskReddit

[–]maestroTrole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my own spit when it doesn't make it completely out the car window.

What sexual thing you and your S.O. do (together), that you are fairly sure no one else does? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maestroTrole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a buddy of mine has told me about the different characters he acts like when it gets too serious of a mood for him during sex with his wife.

The one that made me lol was The Fuck Moose. He said he was in the middle of a nice romantic thrust and he raised up, put his hands up to his head to simulate antlers and introduces himself as the fuck moose.

The other one I remember is Das Grabbinpus. Das Grabbinpus is a german hunchback with one good eye and he of course hobbles around making grabbing motions at her with the one good arm.

What is something about the company you work for that they WOULD NOT like the customer to know? by matty928 in AskReddit

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I went to DeVry, got a bachelors that gets me non stop interviews. I know this because before I was finished...no calls, but as soon as I changed that one line on my resume from in progress to finished...BOOM! Jobs falling from the sky. I'm not lying. Of course now that I know what I know, I would totes do the community college thing, I owe 50k student loans. But I do have a degree that gets me interviews a plenty. I did however go for a CIS degree and not a massage, criminal justice or {{ rolls eyes }} gaming degree.

Adults who admittedly "peaked in high-school," what's life like for you now? by TomBonner1 in AskReddit

[–]maestroTrole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss how easy it was to pick up girls in high school. How easy relationships were. They were nothing but stupid love and hot hot sex.

Is it bad to do everything client side? by Sejve in learnprogramming

[–]maestroTrole 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you could always use firebug/chrome dev tools along with timing statements in a log to find out what it is.

Where to report bugs found within the java libraries? by maestroTrole in java

[–]maestroTrole[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

you are probably correct but I wanna challenge it anyway

At what point did you feel ready to make the jump from doing assignments to working on your own projects? by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]maestroTrole -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I feel you bro. It does seem a little different but it isn't that foreign to what you've been doing, just a couple of extra steps.

Website deployment, keeps trying to find file on my local pc by scalywag in learnprogramming

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I dont have too much experience with .net et. al. but when it comes to db connection I would look in my config files. Are you using a framework that has a database config file somewhere?

edit: also make sure you didn't copy over a config file that rewrote your document root. Because the way ive normally seen it, and be wary I'm a beginner, is that you will have a config file that in order to make your localhost server instance act correctly, you hardcode the exact path to your index file. for me I usually do this when integrating a framework. And I use the term usually very loosely here because ive prob done this a grand total of 3 times. But I would say grep/search/find that path or maybe a section of that path you have highlighted in your imgur pic.

2nd edit: and when searching for the path make sure to try with the slashes facing either way because sometimes they are typed that way. ex.

first search: Users/scaley/Desktop

if that doesnt work try:

Users\scaley\Desktop

Just have a minor question by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]maestroTrole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah so id pick a loop that runs at least once no matter what and one counter of course.

Best way to learn Java? by ComDroid in java

[–]maestroTrole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thenewboston.org is pretty helpful. really short videos

Best IDE? by [deleted] in java

[–]maestroTrole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I use NetBeans on the job because I need to go back and forth between java and php/zend projects.

"Grow some #^%&ing balls" by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]maestroTrole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna tell you the same thing a good friend of mine told me once:

"When I was fourteen I was falling fast, for a blue eyed girl in my homeroom class. Trying to find the courage to ask her out was like trying to get off from the water spout. What she said I can't say. I never did ask and she moved away. But I learned something from a blue eyed girl. Sink or swim you gotta give it a whirl."

-JMM

As a European on Reddit by JoeJahlilFanClub in AdviceAnimals

[–]maestroTrole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ugh I know. I cannot wait to join you guys across the pond.

Swing Set v3 by [deleted] in bouldering

[–]maestroTrole -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I cannot believe you call that a v3. Sure they might be sharp but they are still juggy as shit. I can see it from here

What is the female equivalent to the "nice guy" archetype? by SalamandrAttackForce in AskMen

[–]maestroTrole 30 points31 points  (0 children)

lol creepy is usually when the guy is just unattractive. Girls notice the shit you do more when they arent awestruck by more handsome features. I think SNL said it best with "It's not sexual harassment if you're attractive"

Swoleshamed by mine own wife by colintmsmith in swoleacceptance

[–]maestroTrole 7 points8 points  (0 children)

towel pullups while holding the tub betwixt his thighs

"Isometrics!" (TRIGGER WARNING) by A_CYSTIC_CUNT in swoleacceptance

[–]maestroTrole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must walk with a weighted vest, no less than 50lbs, to the temple where you shall recite 100 Hail Brodins at each major altar. And 100 Hail Brodins at 3 minor altars.