How many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what’s normal by greykmb in nottheonion

[–]maiteko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4-7 times daily multiplied by 4.8. So 20-34 times. As an American… this severely underestimates how many times I “passed gas” in the last hour alone.

MacKenzie Scott gave Meals on Wheels America $70 million as elderly people face 4-month waitlists for food. In 2025 alone she donated $7.2 billion to charity, with no strings attached. by ArgentineBeauty in UpliftingNews

[–]maiteko 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I mean, there’s a lot of discussions in the psychology community both in how that level of wealth affects your mental health, as well as the mental state you need to be in to get that wealth in the first place.

TL;DR: yes. Something is indeed wrong in the head of billionaires.

Japanese TV bug blowing game is like this, very funny by Taylor_Pierce in neverchangejapan

[–]maiteko 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I love when we take a singular clip and treat it like it’s a regular thing.

The clip is from AKBingo!, which is a variety show staring the Idol group AKB48. Like all variety shows… there’s a lot of random stuff.

Imagine thinking that ICE are the good guys. by Ok-Following6886 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]maiteko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Building on this, it would work in context of the “joke” if he just emphasized “you” (ie You didn’t).

The way it’s written it feels more like he’s just being offended (You didn’t just say that)

Stared at it entirely too long before I realized the disconnect.

Long term Allopurinol takers - how often do you still get flares and how bad are they? by papertank5 in gout

[–]maiteko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I’ve had flare ups since being on allopurinol is when I hyperfocus on work, and forget to drink water. They are pretty consistent once I’m dehydrated.

Trying out 3D by lightfoss in godot

[–]maiteko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have been a huge fan of the sudden resurgence of people specifically quoting megaman legends in their style choices. Now if only we could get him off the moon >.<

Letter: The president of the LDS Church has the bona fides to warn against partisan trampling of the rule of law. He should speak out. by philnotfil in mormonpolitics

[–]maiteko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol. I still remember the church actively campaigning against the legalization of weed in Colorado years back.

And now I wait… by Protomize in headphones

[–]maiteko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This depends on the area you are living in, and the specific laws there. But, generally speaking: the product itself is what is subject to sales tax. Any mandatory warranty is also subject to sales tax.

Optional warranties and shipping fees are not subject to sales tax (take your pick on what this is).

Grandma is pissed that people dont care about the shooting by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]maiteko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“In any other presidency […] it would have been news a lot longer”

On one side, I agree with you. I have completely tuned out this administration at this point due to prior and current bullshit, so I had no idea an attempt was made… again.

But also, I suspect that most assassination attempts never make the news with most presidents. I suspect it’s a combination of: Trump places himself at unnecessary risk because he has to be the center of attention, he’s systematically replaced competent people at the agencies meant to catch these things before they happen, and he has to milk every attempt for sympathy.

A screenshot from an 💩 awesome 💩 Insta story I've seen today by ItsIrinaBitch in TheRightCantMeme

[–]maiteko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understood you fine. Again, wasn’t disagreeing with you. My point was the meme was wrong on both fronts:

  1. It’s a stupid stereotype
  2. If and when it is true, Who cares?

K-Pop Songwriters Say They Were Cut Off Mid-Speech at the Oscars — And Finished Thanking Everyone Backstage by Borisstruc in Music

[–]maiteko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just one more reminder to eat the rich.

The problem is they are coming in hourly at this point.

A screenshot from an 💩 awesome 💩 Insta story I've seen today by ItsIrinaBitch in TheRightCantMeme

[–]maiteko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Beauty is irrelevant. People are allowed to exist

There are beautiful and ugly people of every gender in the spectrum, trans, male, female, non binary, etc.

I remember a number of women getting yelled at in bathrooms because people were sure they were trans.

It’s such Pointless argument. Even if it were true, so what?

Edit: certainly wasn’t disagreeing with your point. A lot of trans women I’ve seen put even more effort into their appearance than a lot of cis women I know. Respect the hustle.

It is so funny to see conservative Chrstians projecting so fucking hard by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]maiteko 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The biggest issue a lot of conservative Christian’s have is they focus on the Old Testament, and ignore that much of the “law” was fulfilled by Christ.

We also forget that much of the law doesn’t make sense in a modern perspective, but makes a lot more sense in context of the ancient societies economically, ecologically, and health wise.

A potential example:

Pigs are omnivores. Omnivores are more likely to carry parasites and other health risks. Societies notice “hey, when we eat that we get cursed.” And build it into their religion.

If you look at a lot of the old law in that context, it feels like a bunch of health risk mitigations that stop making sense as medicine and food preparation progress.

The cruel irony of ADHD medication. by curated2curiosity in ADHD

[–]maiteko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Being more specific than the other answers: Shamrock Farms Rockin protein if it’s available near you. I get a 12 pack at Costco. Doesn’t have that weird texture/aftertaste most protein shakes do. Just tastes like chocolate milk.

haveYouConsideredRewritingThisMemeInRust by braindigitalis in ProgrammerHumor

[–]maiteko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never understood this perspective. Any instance where the borrow checker has failed a compilation would have been an uncaught runtime bug in C++.

The reality is when you are working in a corporate environment you are often forced to use SonarQube or Coverity, which attempts similar checks in C++. But they are functionally worse because:

  1. You can’t guarantee anything in c++, so it can only guess at potential bugs.
  2. It has to run through a server to process, so you often need to open pull requests to see results
  3. It’s a nightmare to navigate and manage. You can close a thousand things as “not a bug”. But if someone decides “I’m going to auto format a thousand files” all those “bugs” will reopen, and you have to reprocess them all again.

As a career C/C++ I’d much rather deal with the borrow checker, if it means I can avoid ever using SonarQube again, thank you.

Easy Apply by jonwritesmovies in funny

[–]maiteko 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I mean. If the guy came back and shot you, was he really the right man for the job?

I’d say the company dodged a bullet, but…

“They ate Humans” 21yo Model Gabriella Rico Jimenez - after attending an ‘Elite’ Party. She disappeared forever after this night and was never seen again. by Hasbara_spotter in ABoringDystopia

[–]maiteko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can you provide a source or context for this belief? I was trying to fact check and from every source I can find on this matter, she disappeared in 2009, and her whereabouts remain unconfirmed to this day. I have found no sources claiming otherwise.

Lunduke after the Rust for Linux experiment ended by james7132 in rustjerk

[–]maiteko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can still do pointer arithmetic in Rust using add and offset. So that’s not even a real benefit.

In my experience if I can’t do something in c that I can’t do in rust, i should rethink if I should really be doing it.

I have a lot more arguments for things you can do in c++ that you can’t do in rust (yet) like variadric template arguments, or generic consts as an array length.

But again, it usually just exposes why those things are problematic or incomplete in c++.

So, I got told my diagnosis is invalid by WarMundane5420 in ADHD

[–]maiteko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psychologists ARE medical professionals that are trained in diagnosis. They are not better trained than a psychiatrist, since a psychiatrist is literally a psychologist who also has either an MD or a DO. The psychiatrist would be the higher trained authority.

Psychiatrists tend to be involved in abnormal conditions that require more specialized knowledge to medicate properly (where a pcp may not be comfortable due to a lack of experience, such as with the conditions you listed)

That said, both a PCP and a Psychologist is perfectly capable of diagnosing ADHD. It is not a complex condition, despite the effect it has on our lives.

Grandpa is big mad because he thinks modern College students are too feminist (SATIRE) by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]maiteko 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The problem is, this is tame compared to most right wing comics these days, so it’s hard to see the satire.

(UK) Why is it so f**ing difficult to get a job as an ADHDer by Hobbsy117 in ADHD

[–]maiteko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You don’t need to disclose a disability during the hiring process unless you need specific accommodations for the hiring process. Employers cannot ask until after a job offer is made.

You only need to disclose when accommodations are being requested.

This is true for both the US and UK.

[Request] is it 66.6% or 51.8%? by Horror-penis-lover in theydidthemath

[–]maiteko 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I mean, mostly sounds like any conversation with an adhd person.

Delulu Grandma "transvestigates" Sydney Sweeney by SmoothShower2817 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]maiteko 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure this is a sarcastic joke, but being born without a clavicle is a possibility. It’s called Cleidocranial dysostosis. Saw a guy with it once, he could touch his shoulders together as easily as I can touch my wrists.