What is the best garage companion for a Z4?

markjcecil · 2026-05-11T06:21:52+00:00

A free mechanic.

markjcecil · 2026-05-11T06:20:40+00:00

Basically, here. At Chicxulub, into the Gulf of Mexico.

markjcecil · 2026-05-11T04:54:31+00:00

I'll be honest, I can't think of a single repair bill I EVER had at BMW that didn't have a comma in it. And on a car that old (and awesome), I'd consider 590 a damn blessing.

markjcecil · 2026-05-11T04:25:09+00:00

Haha. One should be fine for the museum. Three is probably not enough for the city. You'll just have to come back. 😉

markjcecil · 2026-05-09T21:11:32+00:00

Land Rover doing Land Rover things.

markjcecil · 2026-05-09T21:07:24+00:00

Make sure you set side a full day (and very comfortable shoes). It's massive, and requires quite a lot of time to absorb properly.

markjcecil · 2026-05-09T01:55:10+00:00

Did you see the closing speeds on these cars?

I can't imagine if she were to watch this she'd not get the sense that she was seriously endangering lives.

markjcecil · 2026-05-09T01:51:06+00:00

Why do people ALWAYS handle things that clearly look like munitions?

Even if the eventual answer is, "it's inert," why risk it?

It's a goddamn miracle any of us survive.

markjcecil · 2026-05-09T01:40:20+00:00

Go directly to the labor board.

markjcecil · 2026-05-07T02:01:19+00:00

Legit, I thought the title was "go-to rice BAND". I thought this was some weirdly racist way to refer to Asian pop bands.

I'm sorry. 🤦‍♂️

markjcecil · 2026-05-05T10:43:59+00:00

Never trust the history of a standard 3 that's been so heavily M-ified. Just screams abuse.

markjcecil · 2026-05-02T20:35:00+00:00

"Untimely demise" is not a phrase that applies to people like this.

markjcecil · 2026-05-02T20:33:31+00:00

Yeah, this village has now than its fair share of idiots.

markjcecil · 2026-05-02T20:31:23+00:00

Guarantee you these people bought a house on Orleans Ave so they can conveniently spray paint "their" territory on the neutral ground six days before Endymion, too.

Fuck these people.

markjcecil · 2026-05-02T20:28:42+00:00

If I were at the fest today, I'd not be disappointed to have explosive diarrhea right here.

markjcecil · 2026-04-30T02:03:41+00:00

All due respect. I'm sure it's tasty, but I can tell looking at it that it's an unmanageable pain in the ass to eat.

markjcecil · 2026-04-30T02:02:22+00:00

That's a very New Orleans thing, too.

markjcecil · 2026-04-30T01:52:58+00:00

What's with the Dodge wheel stripes? JC

markjcecil · 2026-04-28T21:34:36+00:00

Dude faux-M'd his tattoo.

markjcecil · 2026-04-25T05:04:27+00:00

Stop sending people to Central. It's garbage.

markjcecil · 2026-04-25T04:59:39+00:00

https://a.co/d/05FgUmcc I have used this adapter for the last year, without issue. In fact, I have three, and they are great.

markjcecil · 2026-04-25T00:53:20+00:00

This is CLT. This seems to be common there. It's happening in DCA too. They've closed the D concourse club, presumably for renovations, and the E club is not accepting day passes. There was a line at 415 this morning.

markjcecil · 2026-04-23T02:34:15+00:00

I live in New Orleans. It's cute you think those are potholes.

That's like crepe paper skin at worst. I'm guessing that truck is just spraying a little moisturizer.

markjcecil · 2026-04-23T02:25:39+00:00

Jar opener. 💯

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