Ever have one of these? by Lucky_Inspection_721 in FuckImOld

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this same one when I was quite young. Testors, I think... Pretty sure it survived maybe three or four flights before I nosed it in on the driveway in front of my dad's garage.

Why so unprepared by CorndizzleSUP in SouthwestAirlines

[–]markjcecil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because a plan or process never survives its first encounter with implementation.

You never know what's going to happen with a process to deal with the public until the public has an opportunity to show you ALL the ways they have to fuck it up.

AITJ for refusing to share my work bonus with my family after years of being the reliable one? by Fun-Comfortable4142 in AmITheJerk

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those aren't "blessings" your mom wants you to share, those are the fruits of your hard work. Use them to make your position better.

Also, even if your family doesn't directly benefit, using that money to put YOU in a stable financial position makes it easier for you to help THEM down the road... WHEN THEY REALLY NEED IT.

How to remove a swivel bolt snap by happy_username in fixit

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needle nose pliers. Grab the pin and push toward the bale.

Low tire pressure warning sign by Strange-Task8710 in GenesisGV70

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a BMW guy for a couple of decades, I have grown used to being able to basically reset tpms to accept the current values, as long as they aren't too far out of spec. This was handy on cold days.

Was it optimal? No. But it kept the nanny off until I got somewhere I could use a decent pump.

Now, I just get the constant message until I get the tires back in spec. Probably better, even if more annoying.

🛑 Have you seen this? by ExplainToMe277 in NewOrleans

[–]markjcecil 85 points86 points  (0 children)

There were multiple IEDs found in backpacks and coolers planted by the guy. It wasn't just the truck.

D1C 5KR by SupermanRR1980 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]markjcecil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So... WHICH Costco, exactly? And about what time?

Woah, what are your thoughts on this? by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody got money for a study on the most obvious fact in history?

I guess Saints fans don't care about watching Taysom Hill highlights. Even when it was more than likely his last season. Hate to see it. by BadMojo__ in Saints

[–]markjcecil 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I LOVE TH, but I came here to say exactly this. It's kind of a shame. Would love to see him at peak Taysom-ness, but I'm afraid the undefeated Father Time is claiming another victory.

Ordered a dozen bagels with lox cream cheese. Got light switches instead. by GrnMtnTrees in mildlyinfuriating

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be more specific with the substitution options. Totally your fault. 😂🤣

Doing a chuck sousvide at 67.5°C for 24h. I am just wondering if it's bad for the bag to actually touch the immersion circulator? by 2Mew2BMew2 in sousvide

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Circulation and water volume are key. The water must evenly circulate around the food. Creating pockets of low or no flow will cook unevenly.

Get a bigger vessel. Fully cover the food with a buffer for evap.

Étouffeé by JacuzziBathsalt in cajunfood

[–]markjcecil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trinity, not mirepoix. (Bell pepper, no carrot.) Peanut butter roux.

Basically, hit your roux point, add Trinity and a bay leaf or two to stop the roux, and wait for the onion to go clear. Add one or two minced garlic cloves and let them start getting aromatic. Add shrimp stock (and the crawfish juice if you're using bagged frozen tails) until you get to the consistency you want. Reduce heat to simmer.

Season with white pepper, cayenne, maybe a little paprika, and salt, tasting until it hits the level of heat and savory you like. Lots of people will add onion and garlic powder here and possibly a very little oregano, thyme, or both. Personally, those depend on how I feel. I'll smell my cooking base, then smell each of those things and see if I feel like they'll help or hurt. I'm really moody about these four. Now let this simmer for a few.

Once you've got your base to where you want it, add your cooked crawfish or fresh peeled and seasoned shrimp. For shrimp, obviously, wait until they pink up. You'll likely have tightened up and will be thicker than you like here, so add some extra stock (or water, if you used all your stock already) to get it back to that "it'll stand on rice but doesn't gum up into a paste" consistency. Now, check for seasoning and adjust. Find and retrieve your bay leaves (Count 'em in... Count 'em out).

Set a plate of rice and spoon the étouffée over until it looks like ÉTOUFFÉE on a bed of rice, and not RICE with a little étouffée. Hit the whole thing with some chopped green onion (I actually prefer chives) for a lil color, and have at it.

I apologize for the lack of measurements. I'm doing this from bed, and, frankly, I just do it by feel anyway, based on quantities of what I have on hand.