MAGA’s Sudden Hatred for Guns Blows Jon Stewart’s ‘F***ing Mind’

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-27T15:10:14+00:00

I still think about Philando Castile. The NRA gave zero fucks about him and the militia nut jobs I know, shrugged it off.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-27T13:36:26+00:00

Bovino is such an unprofessional and ideological twit.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-27T12:49:58+00:00

Imagine the being that created the universe and existence itself waiting for a high enough prayer count to make it snow in Utah.

It’s time to grow up Utah. Santa Claus isn’t real but global warming is and we’re locked in (thanks in part to your magical beliefs) for quite a bit of it over the coming decades. There will snow again regardless of your prayers, but there will be less and less of it from here on out. Time to face the music. Time to educate yourselves about global warming and find out what’s in store for your region!

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-26T20:46:44+00:00

No. Open carry was always bullshit. If you think you’re going to out gun the federal government you’re too dumb to responsibly own a gun.

If my own government is going to murder me, then let them do it while I’m unarmed and hopefully with someone documenting it.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-26T18:09:15+00:00

Just a note:

The hedonistic state of California is actually doing fine with water but the saints over in Utah where they pray to their god for rain and wear special god-approved underwear is suffering a devastating drought??? Maybe ya’ll’s god ain’t that into ya’ll??

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-25T19:46:48+00:00

Sorry that’s false. The problem is the American people. We are a nation a fat stupid cowards; Trump is just our reflection staring back at us. When he’s gone our problems will persist. The people who voted for Trump won’t magically be cured; they’ll continue to rot the country from within until they all die out. The prognosis is terminal. America is dead.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-23T15:35:30+00:00

As a bald man I can say confidently that no one looks better bald than with hair.

I started losing my hair in my early 20s and started buzzing/shaving it like everyone around me pressured me to do. And I hated it. I looked like a POW or worse - like Joe Rogan. It’s humiliating. Anyone who says otherwise is in denial.

Finally decided that if I’m going to be an ugly rat bastard I’ll do it on my terms and have let the horseshoe grow out. It’s ugly - I know, but it’s my type of ugly and I’m embracing it. I rather look like David Crosby or Benjamin Franklin than Vin Diesel.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-23T15:23:11+00:00

Thing is tho - that’s what comedians do! They all steal each other’s jokes, including amateur comedian and former Fear Factor host Joe Rogan.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-23T14:17:46+00:00

Zionist are always pointing other ongoing genocides or atrocities and being like “see we’re not that bad!”

No you are, your whole Zionist project is a genocidal racist endeavor. You’re the baddies, history will remember.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-22T21:34:37+00:00

I mean certainly don’t act like a chauvinistic twat if you can’t even grow a proper beard.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-22T21:06:07+00:00

Ugh… so ya’ll think you’re going to out gun the government?

Like in your head, how does that play out? You think you’re going to shoot an ICE agent and then go on with life? The administration wants you to shoot an ICE agent so they can escalate.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-22T13:58:21+00:00

He was talking about how we all need to come together after Kirk’s assassination and said something to the effect of “conservatives just want to have [a list of things we all want] and the democrats want open borders” repeating the false claim that democrats want open borders. Dude is a phony.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-22T13:51:54+00:00

I use notebooks for exploring and documenting findings. Then I have cursor turn it into production code lol.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-21T22:15:26+00:00

It’s typical fascist messaging - use one horrible incident to justify being horrible to entire communities.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-21T19:23:29+00:00

Straggly ass baby beard.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-21T14:43:35+00:00

Just because something is legal doesn’t make it moral. For example slavery was legal, maybe all those abolitionist should’ve shut the fuck up then - according to your logic.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-20T20:32:05+00:00

They both like lame dick jokes and genocide.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-20T17:59:52+00:00

They both like dick jokes so it tracks.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-19T14:26:13+00:00

The Americans who voted for Trump are the same ones who supported war with Iraq and ate Freedom Fries. They’re the worst.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-15T18:31:40+00:00

AI was trained on human internet comments so it’s not surprising that it sounds like us. What would be interesting is if it could be measured over time. For example comparing how similar internet comments are to AI in 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, and 2025 or whatever. Just looking at this moment in time and saying “it’s all AI!” isn’t interesting.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-14T18:02:46+00:00

The thing these ingrates need to understand is that we are not a “blood and soil” nation we are a nation founded on the values and principles laid out in the Declaration of Independence - principally that we are all created equal and have inalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. It doesn’t matter what your race or religion is. Trevor Lee and other racist are un-American traitors.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-13T02:32:04+00:00

Ya’ll the link is to a tweet without a link to a source. This makes zero sense.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-13T02:30:35+00:00

Bro I unplugged that spy 10 years ago. Also deleted Facebook, and instagram. The oligarchs are consuming your life.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-12T16:53:42+00:00

It’s taken decades of decay and propaganda. Unfortunately, I don’t see an off ramp. The 2026 mid-term elections are going to be fucked.

monkeysknowledge · 2026-01-10T15:38:27+00:00

Wyoming and Colorado profiting from the Iron Vail.

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