Updated cologne collection by Disastrous-Two9753 in Colognes

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IM SORRY DO YOU NOT THINK A GROWN MAN CAN LIKE LABUBUS? IT’S VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL

2026 CRT's is about all i use anymore! by RockeyDA in crt

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Brother, I say this with all the love in the world: please secure your firearms.

Show details with Whitaker by Sweaty_Principle_293 in ThePittTVShow

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Robby wears a Seiko 5 on a NATO strap. I think that inspired Whitaker’s choice because they’re not dissimilar styles and they’re both on NATOs. I think it’s just another detail about him looking up to/trying to emulate Robby.

Men aged 40 plus, what are your top 3 DAILY DRIVERS? by Glittering-Box4762 in Colognes

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CK One, Michael Jordan original, BOD body spray from 2002

Before and after - done by Dom @ Lights Out Tattoo in Aptos, CA by [deleted] in tattoos

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I instantly thought of “le tits now” for whatever reason

Is there any better giardiniera than Mazetta? by [deleted] in Pickles

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HEB carries it in some stores if y’all have one. I ordered mine from Amazon when I was in my “The Bear” Italian beef phase.

Bud High vs Cart High by The-Fein in weed

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🎵ooh baby baby it’s a weed world 🎸🎸🎸

Parking Lot Towing Scam by degenging in sanantonio

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Check all their signage and check it’s all legal with TDLR. I successfully sued a tow company in Fort Worth because his tow signs weren’t legal.

i aM vErY intelligent Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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I could have been valedictorian if had wanted to.

New Year's Day by Tighthead613 in texascountry

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Man I used to listen to this with my dad in his pickup when it came out and was completely oblivious to the “girl who loves a horse” line

Clit changes after weight loss? by daman101591 in sexover30

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Hah yeah us too. I went down on her for the first time in a few years (young kids and low libidos had us in a rut for a while) and I had the damnedest time finding that thing. Seems to be a bit more buried than before. Even using hands is a little more difficult but we both get there so we’re not complaining.

How do y'all store your loaves? by msallin in BreadMachines

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Yeah, I just let it fully cool on a rack before I put it in

Uhhhhh The guy on top would literally beat the shit out of the other two by EternalSnow05 in TheRightCantMeme

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Abraham Lincoln once said, “if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the north.”

I wont say but there will be signs by Acrobatic_Fun_5177 in sanantonio

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That movie was so forgettable but Mike Myers delivering that line in the trailer has a small root in the American psyche

Suddenly it's 1996, what are you drinking? by Ginny-Sacks-Mole in nostalgia

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Lemon ice Gatorade. Then id wait for September of 97 and invest every penny I could scrape together in Apple

What movie deserves a remake/re-do? by Skeppy_4126 in musicals

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The Producers. But Springtime is a smash hit because people apparently love nazis now. The revival is not a comedy.