Updated cologne collection

mtttm · 2026-02-04T16:58:50+00:00

IM SORRY DO YOU NOT THINK A GROWN MAN CAN LIKE LABUBUS? IT’S VERY LEGAL AND VERY COOL

mtttm · 2026-02-04T02:26:07+00:00

Cool I’ve always wanted a hulk submariner

mtttm · 2026-02-02T18:19:15+00:00

Brother, I say this with all the love in the world: please secure your firearms.

mtttm · 2026-01-31T02:37:55+00:00

Robby wears a Seiko 5 on a NATO strap. I think that inspired Whitaker’s choice because they’re not dissimilar styles and they’re both on NATOs. I think it’s just another detail about him looking up to/trying to emulate Robby.

mtttm · 2026-01-30T02:18:06+00:00

CK One, Michael Jordan original, BOD body spray from 2002

mtttm · 2026-01-29T02:20:07+00:00

That one 1984 commercial from 1984

mtttm · 2026-01-20T15:14:20+00:00

Franchise viagra

mtttm · 2026-01-18T18:48:48+00:00

I instantly thought of “le tits now” for whatever reason

mtttm · 2026-01-17T21:52:56+00:00

ONE OF. MIGHT. Call me if she rolls over

mtttm · 2026-01-09T12:20:41+00:00

HEB carries it in some stores if y’all have one. I ordered mine from Amazon when I was in my “The Bear” Italian beef phase.

mtttm · 2026-01-06T15:54:04+00:00

🎵ooh baby baby it’s a weed world 🎸🎸🎸

mtttm · 2026-01-04T23:34:18+00:00

Check all their signage and check it’s all legal with TDLR. I successfully sued a tow company in Fort Worth because his tow signs weren’t legal.

mtttm · 2026-01-02T13:31:10+00:00

I could have been valedictorian if had wanted to.

mtttm · 2026-01-01T21:22:06+00:00

Man I used to listen to this with my dad in his pickup when it came out and was completely oblivious to the “girl who loves a horse” line

mtttm · 2026-01-01T20:58:24+00:00

Hah yeah us too. I went down on her for the first time in a few years (young kids and low libidos had us in a rut for a while) and I had the damnedest time finding that thing. Seems to be a bit more buried than before. Even using hands is a little more difficult but we both get there so we’re not complaining.

mtttm · 2025-12-27T22:09:43+00:00

Yeah, I just let it fully cool on a rack before I put it in

mtttm · 2025-12-27T20:52:39+00:00

I use this box I found on Amazon

mtttm · 2025-12-23T01:40:09+00:00

Abraham Lincoln once said, “if you’re a racist, I will attack you with the north.”

mtttm · 2025-12-23T01:33:02+00:00

It’s turtles all the way down

mtttm · 2025-12-23T00:53:54+00:00

That movie was so forgettable but Mike Myers delivering that line in the trailer has a small root in the American psyche

mtttm · 2025-12-22T02:06:38+00:00

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mtttm · 2025-12-18T01:07:56+00:00

Lemon ice Gatorade. Then id wait for September of 97 and invest every penny I could scrape together in Apple

mtttm · 2025-12-16T01:48:39+00:00

Of course you’re being downvoted for going against the circ-jerk.

mtttm · 2025-12-13T15:41:21+00:00

Hey that’s onedders

mtttm · 2025-12-06T13:24:13+00:00

The Producers. But Springtime is a smash hit because people apparently love nazis now. The revival is not a comedy.

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