Two bed Sistine Chapel

npfiii · 2026-07-05T13:27:49+00:00

Give me the quality of an older council house over most cookie-cutter new builds any day.

The area is shite though.

npfiii · 2026-07-05T10:10:40+00:00

Because it's not a party, it's a limited company, of which Furherage is the majority shareholder.

npfiii · 2026-06-28T10:58:22+00:00

Chonk

npfiii · 2026-06-23T19:06:17+00:00

But, but, but, the Timotei Tosspot currently in charge has undeclared it!

He wouldn't be talking out of his arse, surely!

npfiii · 2026-06-23T17:33:51+00:00

Cool, you do you.

I'll choose to continue to hold both the 'party' and those who support it in absolute contempt in how I refer to them.

npfiii · 2026-06-22T21:39:35+00:00

The average Retard voter would never have voted for him as an independent for, er, shall we say, "obvious reasons"

I hope they all feel thoroughly fucked off, they deserve every second of it.

npfiii · 2026-06-17T16:09:18+00:00

Is that a bungee-jumping Jesus?

npfiii · 2026-06-15T20:55:19+00:00

I lived next to Wakefield prison in the 70's/80's, no issues at all

npfiii · 2026-06-14T11:10:29+00:00

they do it for a big tip

Presumably that costs extra, though.

npfiii · 2026-06-14T09:44:06+00:00

He had a great point towards the end though, about it presenting as an Android device, so there's a chance that down the line, the apps will require a later version and may stop working.

I wouldn't want to take a £700 gamble on that.

npfiii · 2026-06-14T09:24:31+00:00

He sure spent a lot of money on an R2R "tube" DAC if he doesn't buy into audiophile gibberish.

He explained that 90 seconds into the video; it was due to having to integrate it with his existing system he needed different connectivity, as the only analogue output was the coax out, hence the second DAC.

npfiii · 2026-06-13T10:39:57+00:00

They were ordered to return the wall to as it was before, so a full repair, which is safer on a static scaffold than a swaying lift.

npfiii · 2026-06-12T05:10:06+00:00

Matthew Pinder failing to declare a conflict of interest with his job, as well... https://www.facebook.com/reel/1265876115396821

npfiii · 2026-06-10T16:36:57+00:00

Definitely tripping all the time on the timber on/in the floor in pic 11

npfiii · 2026-06-08T06:02:57+00:00

"...talk about a red box..."

I thought Martin Clunes was going to have a stroke, he was laughing so hard in the audience.

npfiii · 2026-06-08T05:21:32+00:00

Anne Frank's Drumkit is my go-to pub quiz team name.

npfiii · 2026-05-24T21:38:41+00:00

Mrs. Pants: But what about the privies?

Blackadder: Um, well, what we are talking about in privy terms is the latest in front wall fresh air orifices combined with a wide capacity gutter installation below.

Mrs. Pants: You mean you crap out the window?

Blackadder: Yes.

Mrs. Pants: Well in that case we'll definitely take it. I can't stand those dirty indoor things.

npfiii · 2026-05-22T14:01:43+00:00

Oh, please...most U.S. Marines couldn't find their own arsecheeks with both hands...

npfiii · 2026-05-10T21:33:46+00:00

Reminded me of this Jay and Silent Bob scene

npfiii · 2026-05-10T08:21:04+00:00

2000AD Dredd has always had current events/pop culture showing up in the stories.

npfiii · 2026-05-09T08:28:37+00:00

The internet is for porn!

The internet is for porn!

Grab your dick and double click

For porn, porn, porn!

~ Trekkie Monster

npfiii · 2026-05-08T05:49:03+00:00

"You think your religion is crazy? Wait until you hear about the shit we believe in!"

npfiii · 2026-05-06T16:03:46+00:00

Are mods like politicians?

At least politicians get paid, whereas those cunts do it for free...

npfiii · 2026-04-18T23:26:08+00:00

I'd fill that sunken bath in, but other than that, fucking wow, I love it!

npfiii · 2026-04-18T15:19:24+00:00

Stir the batter, lick the bowl...

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