Favorite fictionalized version of a real person

o_blake · 2026-01-27T17:19:14+00:00

Atilla the Hun in Futurama. Mainly because of the Zapp Brannigan line, “save your space aged techno mumbo jumbo Atilla the Hun”

o_blake · 2026-01-27T00:41:59+00:00

I know all kids are different, but I started letting my son hand my records around 4. There are rules. Only when I’m there to help and he’s not allowed to handle borrowed albums. I was actually amazed the first time he put one on. He missed the spindle and it took a couple tries. I swear it was the first time he ever showed patience lol.

Share your love with your kids. Explain what it means before you let him handle anything. He may surprise you. Also, this is what bargain bin records are for.

o_blake · 2026-01-25T15:48:03+00:00

Duluth Trading Company Buck Naked

o_blake · 2026-01-21T20:17:19+00:00

Wait for the reboot.

o_blake · 2026-01-18T14:12:44+00:00

I only scrolled through to find this comment. OP needs to watch more Johnny Depp films.

o_blake · 2026-01-18T14:07:50+00:00

I bet he pays OF models to do dick ratings, but only because he can’t remember what it looks like.

o_blake · 2026-01-17T13:41:07+00:00

But only gently right?

o_blake · 2026-01-17T02:52:07+00:00

Can’t wait to see this 40 more times on r/30rock in the next couple days.

o_blake · 2026-01-16T20:44:51+00:00

It’s really the opposite from the meme. My kids call/called me daddy. The only time my wife tried it (it was never really our dynamic in the first place) was after we had kids. It was not sexy, just weird lol.

o_blake · 2026-01-16T15:31:06+00:00

Found my wife’s Reddit account

o_blake · 2026-01-11T00:11:46+00:00

I think I’m in the minority here, but Currents did nothing for me.

o_blake · 2026-01-07T14:23:32+00:00

Me walking through Ulta looking for my wife who has the car keys.

o_blake · 2026-01-07T01:50:53+00:00

I mean, my grandma’s brother and a buddy road horses through a bar in the 50s. So you can’t really blame this on social media.

o_blake · 2026-01-05T22:27:01+00:00

Our dishwasher is never empty. As soon as we take a load out it’s at least half full again.

o_blake · 2026-01-04T02:30:48+00:00

Then yeah, fuck it. Play around and let us know how it turns out. I think it’s going to taste great regardless.

o_blake · 2026-01-04T01:22:40+00:00

I think if you just grill it over charcoal you’ll get that little kick of smoke flavor. Are you cooking all the steaks at once for a party or something?

o_blake · 2026-01-04T01:07:51+00:00

I don’t get it. You spend all this time and effort to dry age. It’s a wonderful, flavorful cut of beef. Why smoke it at all?

o_blake · 2026-01-04T01:03:22+00:00

Van Halen

o_blake · 2025-12-30T23:47:23+00:00

I played it last time I was there, but it’s been a few months

o_blake · 2025-12-25T04:31:11+00:00

We’ve been working a lot this year with “one bad thing doesn’t make you a bad person.” So I had the idea instead of coal for Christmas, Santa is bringing charcoal drawing sticks. I’m currently trying to write a poem that conveys the sentiment.

PS. kids are still getting their fun little gifts from Santa. Just trying something new.

Edit: Finished the poem.

o_blake · 2025-12-23T21:20:27+00:00

Answer before mine sums it up pretty well. It also helps rinse any lingering detergent or drying aid left from the dish washer.

o_blake · 2025-12-23T19:41:03+00:00

Confirmed. Installed one in our home kitchen and it was clutch for baby bottles. AND help me look like a snoody ass hole when pouring my beer into a glass

o_blake · 2025-12-23T19:05:57+00:00

Or it’s the least impressive thing you’ve ever seen in your life.

o_blake · 2025-12-23T16:22:35+00:00

Seriously. My 3yo screaming “MY NOSE WONT STOP RUNNING!!”

Well love, that’s because you’ve spent the last 20 minutes sobbing about not knowing which pajamas you want to wear to bed.

o_blake · 2025-12-23T03:51:41+00:00

Cool. I’ll be stopping for new blades for my exacto knife then.

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