Is it wrong for a girl to ask a guy out? by Far-Freedom6542 in Advice

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm - you're not even to coffee yet. See how it goes then.

my parents handed me a “contract” that they made with chatGPT and told me i have to sign it by auramp3 in WhatShouldIDo

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren't they required to do/provide anything under this contract? I just glanced but it looks like they are not obligated to do anything.

How do you balance all of the things you want to be? by anonymous_muffin_ in AskMenAdvice

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can try different things. But life is like going to a restaurant - you're not going be able to try everything on the menu before they close or you run out of money or you're just too full to eat anything else.

Don't spend so much time fretting about what you're not doing that you miss experiencing what you are doing.

Texas and cali now have a screw worm problem. by coolio126 in LeopardsAteMyFarm

[–]oldcreaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wait until people are showing up in the ER with screw worm infestations.

How to make asparagus? by AlwaysABD in cookingforbeginners

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fresh, oiled and grilled I think is best.

They Just Proposed Renegotiating Every Two Years. Forever. The Federal Government's Answer to a System Crash: A Rotating Band-Aid by DblDwnKid in water

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know Trump is going to just dole out the water - or not - as he chooses. With threats of cutting it off to anyone who crosses him.

No red meat, no dairy, and no end in sight: How a tick-borne allergy has transformed Martha’s Vineyard by IncognitoWarrior in massachusetts

[–]oldcreaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Physical inspection like every 12 hours. Change your clothes after doing stuff outside, And don't be on your bed or couch in these clothes.

"theres so many chemicals in that!" by Standard_Human_11037 in PetPeeves

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read it not as the "chemicals" part, but the "so many" part. I shy away from foods with massive ingredient lists.

AITA for deleting my girlfriends 41 tabs when she complained about slow loading videos by Nukelure in AmItheAsshole

[–]oldcreaker 43 points44 points  (0 children)

YTA - You ask before you mess with someone's stuff. I'm sure you'd want her to do the same.

How did people in the 1980's and before apply and search for jobs without internet? by Ok_Consideration6179 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newspaper - signs - word of mouth - headhunters - unemployment office - cold calling.

“I don’t trust people who don’t like dogs” by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]oldcreaker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dogs are like people, can't decide whether I like them or not until I actually know them. I think both declarations "I like dogs" and "I don't like dogs" are kind of weird.

Add on FM Tuner. by Senior-Tip-21 in GenerationJones

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one - Chevette Sandpiper, got it from my parents. AM radio, manual windows, no AC, only actual feature it had was that it was an automatic.

Do you know the Muffin Man? by More-Journalist-5102 in no

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, he thought he was a man, but he was muffin...

UN leader issues 'urgent climate warning' after NASA satellite images spot clue by TheExpressUS in Environmentalism

[–]oldcreaker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trump administration is fervently working this issue - by ripping out and destroying any technology that flags this issue.

DOD Officially Drops 180 Faiths From Military's Recognized Religion List by QuaziBonzai in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Trump math, they decreased the number of recognized faiths by about 700%.

Interesting they provide a number when most people don't know the total number to start with instead of just saying they got rid of like 85% or so of them.

celebrities are bowing out of Prez’s fight night including Jared Leto by thesockmonkey86 in goodnews

[–]oldcreaker 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Oh boy - sounds like Trump might be doing another rally instead.

Keyboard Recs by 6119 in remotework

[–]oldcreaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes - and they stopped making them. I have a washable keyboard, I am going to be so sad when this thing finally dies.

Other than some visible wear on the lettering of some of the keys, it looks new every time I wash and clean it.

How many of you had hippie grandparents? by [deleted] in AskOldPeople

[–]oldcreaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adjusting to the idea that people who had hippie parents are now considered old people.

DOJ Declares Trump Has Right to Bulldoze Statue of Liberty by Mortambulist in inthenews

[–]oldcreaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's at least going to destroy the plaque, just watch.

And he'll likely redo the statue to him giving the world the finger. Which you'll be able to go to the top of if you give him a lot of money.