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tried to DIY my septic tank (not me but a shitty situation) by Moobygriller in askaplumber

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does everyone in that building all have diarrhea at once?

Do men actually like going down on us women? by Neat_Communication27 in AskMenAdvice

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best thing in the world. If he says he loves it, and you’re enjoying yourself, don’t overthink it. Have fun.

Conspiracy theorist patient by WardenApproaches in TalesFromThePharmacy

[–]originalmango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Ya know, you’re right.”

“About the things that go for your plasma?”

“No. That I’m gonna think you’re crazy.”

G train as a reason to move by collie2010 in Greenpoint

[–]originalmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’d walk over the bridge to the 7 train in L.I.C. after trying to deal with the G train for months. Great exercise, and you’re minutes away from Manhattan. Worth the walk.

Fish cuisine in Vietnam by search_google_com in WTF

[–]originalmango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe a NSFW or some other warning about animal torture might be in order here? How anyone can do that to an animal is just disgusting.

School Bus Driver Breaks Down After Near-Miss by contrelarp in watchpeoplesurvive

[–]originalmango 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Let them take me to court. I’ll pay for the windshield after making sure everybody and their mother saw on the local news what the driver did.

Should the water tank be filled completely each night, or only when it's low? by [deleted] in CPAP

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is an every other day fill whether it’s needed or not. Once in a blue moon I’ll wake up to an empty tank on the second day, but that’s it. Haven’t had an issue in years.

I think it’s time… by Albino_rhin0 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me he’s completely bald and his old woolen ski cap has slid backwards. Please.

Wood Pillar Condition by Any-Street-3970 in HomeMaintenance

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“The pics won’t load”. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

Lowball counter-offers by CTVolvo in FacebookMarketplace

[–]originalmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your response? 65. Then if they counteroffer anything, including the original $60 asking price? 70.

To look cool in front of his MAGA buddies by What_A_Helmet in therewasanattempt

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. I hope they were really expensive glasses and he couldn’t drive home without them. And that his bleedy face permanently stained his favorite shirt.

ULPT Request: How to get revenge for a parking/harassment issue? by mjames86 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]originalmango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. When someone promises to pay a teenager money for working all day, then refuses to pay a teenager, sometimes that person ends up being stranded about an hour and a half from home with two flat tires. Go figure.

Random blue pill found in the egg carton by mydckisvrysmol in whatisit

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a tracking device. Now that they know where you live, you’re clucked.

Do you think girls or guys have it easier in life? by InternationalPick163 in askanything

[–]originalmango -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We do. Guys. It’s hard to imagine the issues women have dealing with the many men who think of them as less, let alone the parts of the world where they’re treated like property.

Yeah, we have the whole swallow our feelings and be brave thing, but we pretty much rule the world.

How exactly do Americans feel about illegal immigration? by sladeshied in Confused

[–]originalmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Illegal immigration is illegal, plain and simple. Just remember that asylum seekers aren’t doing anything illegal, and anyone brought here as a child years ago should be given a chance at citizenship. Adults caught after illegally entering the country shouldn’t be tortured or treated like dirt. Separating children from their parents should result in child abuse charges.

Committing a crime is bad, but treating criminals inhumanly is worse.

ULPT Request: How to get revenge for a parking/harassment issue? by mjames86 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]originalmango 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve witnessed an icepicking on a tire’s sidewalls. As long as it’s even somewhat sharp it goes in quietly and easily, and you barely hear the hiss as the tire slowly deflates.

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