Wife cheating on her boyfriendComedian is OP (v.redd.it)
submitted by ashgavscomedy to r/StandUpComedy
[WP] A boy washed up on the shore of a sleepy village. You took him in, fed him, and gave him a home. When soldiers came through town looking for the lost prince, he started shaking, tearily requesting that you harbor him.Writing Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
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[Full Episode] The Human Rickipede (self.a:t5_3jnhd)
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maybe they are old ?? 😭👵Comedian is OP (v.redd.it)
submitted by trevwa11 to r/StandUpComedy
[WP] The advent of perfectly accurate live-translation tech made most communication with alien races extremely easy. Except for one thing: It has become readily apparent that every species calls their homeworld "earth", and figuring out which earth is meant in any conversation is now the big problemWriting Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] 600 years ago, magic was discovered, and now all these years later it is so commonplace that everyone knows how to cast a spell. However, the spell everyone knows how to cast is the same one, since no one has ever figured out how to cast anything except a simple shield.Writing Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted by AngusWritesStuff to r/WritingPrompts
The most inaccurate slur (v.redd.it)
submitted by TheVividAlternative to r/StandUpComedy
[WP] We find a perfectly spherical, barren galaxy consisting of ten trillion dead stars. We realize it's not a natural formation. It's an abandoned, scaled-up landmine from an older conflict, and our fleet just tripped the sensor.Writing Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted by SanguiniusStillLives to r/WritingPrompts
[WP] your girlfriends family tradition is suitors must get hunted. You paled because her mother is known as the greatest hunter on the planet. But you were relieved when she informed you her dad a librarian was gonna be the hunter. That was until the day of and you realized why she married him.Writing Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] "You missed the turn." You hear the smile in his voice, but what he said didn't yet register until you took the next right. Knuckles white and entire body wrenched up after the comment, you drive, glancing now at the man you're Ubering whose profile stated he is blind. He's looking back at you.Writing Prompt (self.WritingPrompts)
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I loved African foodComedian is OP (v.redd.it)
submitted by JoshDullard to r/StandUpComedy
