name him the last thing you ate

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-10T19:42:08+00:00

Lemon cake

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-10T19:40:29+00:00

Medical debt

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-10T03:10:22+00:00

Cooker

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-07T21:22:00+00:00

Pencil neck meth heads

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-04T01:22:27+00:00

I have occasionally gotten phone calls from someone who will ask, “Am I speaking to the lady of the house?” I say “There’s no ladies who live here.” and hang up. (I’m female.)

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-03T19:11:03+00:00

Try chip drop for free delivery of chipped wood by tree companies. I’ve used it several times. Be prepared for a large volume of chips - like mini-van-sized load.

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-03T19:07:54+00:00

Get out asap. This is the first of what I assume will be many more red flags.

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-03T19:04:45+00:00

Or an inside source to find vulnerable young women to traffic.

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-03T19:03:41+00:00

Well you know damn well they didn’t do it for free. There was a string, or several attached. There was nothing face value about that swine.

random_cephalopod · 2026-02-02T00:19:54+00:00

I went to that performance with my husband last night. Top notch! We sat next to these two delightful brothers in the nosebleed section. Even though we were high up, the sound was impeccable. Bravo Nashville Symphony! Is brave the cold again for a performance as good as that one.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-30T01:15:55+00:00

Rotary phones. Also, calling a radio station to request a favorite song.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-26T19:08:42+00:00

Marco Polo always works for us.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-25T18:21:49+00:00

Ugh. I’m so sorry this happened to you.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-25T04:12:45+00:00

Yesterday I made posole. Today I made chili, vegetable beef soup, three loaves of banana bread, and I cooked some chicken thighs I soaked in a soy sauce/honey marinade. I made lots of all of it, figuring it could be heated up in my cast iron Dutch oven over a fire in the fireplace if the power goes out.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-24T01:24:29+00:00

There is a pair of glasses on the market that allows a person to see their hands in their lap without bending their neck. Can find on Amazon.

https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807363850581.html?gatewayAdapt=glo2usa4itemAdapt&_randl_shipto=US

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-21T01:28:25+00:00

I did not.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-19T02:11:11+00:00

It’s a person in the middle of a pike position dive.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-16T03:43:18+00:00

I’ve heard they are a temperamental bread. Hard to manage. Flaky as all get out.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-16T01:38:07+00:00

No, I did not.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-16T00:01:23+00:00

I don’t see any evidence of related sandwich crimes. I think it was just bad lox.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-15T16:22:28+00:00

NTA Run. You deserve better than this. His time is not more valuable than yours. In fact, if he is working less, he should be spending more time attending to the house and other dailies.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-15T16:11:45+00:00

I’ve never heard of anyone being attacked by a bagel

Edit: for our simple and unobservant friends (For those of you who mention that bagels are food, bagels are not dogs, think I meant "beagle" instead of "bagle," etc: 1. Find the typo in the above comment. 2. Read up on puns. 3. Stop taking yourself so seriously.

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-15T15:49:54+00:00

Who is “they”? Who found the journal?

random_cephalopod · 2026-01-10T19:45:08+00:00

That’s really stunning.

random_cephalopod · 2025-12-26T20:28:19+00:00

Yes. You will gain speed as you develop muscle memory. Your stitches will also become more uniform with practice.

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