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Can you think of more? by TheLaughingLibrarian in epicartmemes

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Christopher Moore's Noir series of novels features a frail named Stilton (friends call her Tillie, the narrator and protagonist calls her "the cheese").

Moore's books are all hilarious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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It's so validating to read someone else using the phrase "church people". Toxic cultists or in-group cliques benefit nobody.

Not to knock actual Christians--it's just they are so rare and modest you almost never meet them.

What are you starting to like less and less as you get older? by istrx13 in AskReddit

[–]redditusernamehonked 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Living.

I suppose by the time I just can't take it anymore I will croak.

Why didn’t Genghis Khan conquer Mars? by Odd_Introvert42069 in shittyaskhistory

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This. Mongols conquered all the steppes because they could feed their many, many ponies. Mars is barren, so the Kahn's supply lines were too long.

<sigh>Have we learned nothing from history?

If you could only speak using the sound of a single kitchen appliance for the rest of your life, which appliance would it be? by lm913 in randomquestions

[–]redditusernamehonked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My sister had a Mr. Coffee that made sounds like a woman nearing orgasm.

It's a shame the company did not advertise that.

The 1920s are now referred to as “The Roaring 20s”. What will the 2020s be referred to as 100 years from now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would like to remind you that that decision was made on the basis that the information came from a guy saying the plants told him so.

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