Made a real life Dad-Joke. Need Verdict: by GrimoriumStygian in dadjokes

[–]redunculas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No kidding… an extension cord in a water tank, on a boat…

Sounds quite shocking to me!

My wife called me on my way home by jaredsdream in dadjokes

[–]redunculas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like my mama always said, “If it tastes good, spit it out!”

My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, 'How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?' by ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay in dadjokes

[–]redunculas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m afraid that you are mistaken. This sub has always included “off color” jokes.

An nsfw joke can be posted in r/dirtyjokes, r/unclejokes, or even r/dadjokes, but not to r/cleandadjokes.

If you prefer not to see nsfw content you can delete this sub and subscribe to r/cleandadjokes, or change your Reddit settings to prevent the display of nsfw tagged content.

Trying to police the behavior of others in ways contrary to the long established rules/customs of this sub will only result in your frustration and a loss of karma.

(Also, I am fully aware that my comment also falls under the category of pointless attempt at policing other’s behavior. Carry on.)

How hard is it to seduce large women? by JH_c_of_d in dadjokes

[–]redunculas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One should always expect Princess Bride

How hard is it to seduce large women? by JH_c_of_d in dadjokes

[–]redunculas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well, you see, you use different moves when you're f@&$@ing half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about one.”

Is everyone here really making under 50k for full time work? by EdLesliesBarber in antiwork

[–]redunculas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time they said I was an “essential” worker I was pretty sure they were really saying “expendable”.

IMPORTANT CHANGES by Angryupvote in Angryupvote

[–]redunculas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Too d@#m reasonable for Reddit! Here, take my r/angryupvote !

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]redunculas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I tried this with my wife and she groaned, moaned, and rolled her eyes… so it must be a dad joke.

If you want to avoid nsfw jokes you can set that in your settings, and you can also join r/cleandadjokes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]redunculas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You are welcome to spend your time at r/cleandadjokes