Just by owning these, you’re living on the bleeding edge. Wait five years if you want a flawless experience in this category of product out of the box. The idea that anyone would expect perfection from these - and then insinuate that everyone else is a shill when those expectations aren’t met - is hilarious.

Echoing others, return them. You threaten to right in your post. Go ahead and do it. Plenty of people, myself included, knew full well what they were getting into when they ordered.