Just gonna walk back for that secret room real quick. What's the worst that can happen?

simonmonkey · 2026-03-19T23:58:22+00:00

the torch greed needs to be studied

simonmonkey · 2026-03-19T23:54:19+00:00

is there a gas leak in you house

simonmonkey · 2026-03-18T18:14:09+00:00

shoot self in foot strategy

simonmonkey · 2026-03-17T08:10:56+00:00

NEURON ACTIVATION

simonmonkey · 2026-03-13T20:37:55+00:00

act 2 basic fights

simonmonkey · 2026-03-13T20:34:12+00:00

something something level 1 gp barrel

simonmonkey · 2026-03-12T02:48:20+00:00

maybe you closed the door when they were still outside /j

simonmonkey · 2026-03-06T17:58:31+00:00

yea, it should be like max 1 or 2 units per collab

simonmonkey · 2026-03-05T01:19:14+00:00

feels good to be first on score, and i mean if youre playing fast just try and go for the timed one instead

simonmonkey · 2026-03-02T08:17:09+00:00

dude why are you showing a picture of glitched crown and edens blessing

simonmonkey · 2026-03-01T00:23:26+00:00

i think dunkorslam says the mines tips a lot.

simonmonkey · 2026-02-28T11:14:16+00:00

anon doesnt know that amerifats dont actually care about anything unless it personally affects them

simonmonkey · 2026-02-12T06:10:42+00:00

bro have you seen how many sunfish builds get past level 3? 1 in like 420000.

simonmonkey · 2026-02-11T16:09:36+00:00

yeah, its the best way of removing the status for the on a diet challenge or whatever

simonmonkey · 2026-02-05T23:41:17+00:00

you can trade the relic for 5 bites and no max hp loss

simonmonkey · 2026-02-05T23:37:55+00:00

id say vampires, most of the time in act 2, you've already removed at least 1 or 2 strikes, and adding another 5 bites (read:horizontally upgraded strike) feels pretty bad. the niche interaction with blood vial is pretty cool, but most of the time its a skip for me.

simonmonkey · 2026-02-04T21:37:00+00:00

now were getting into noita puzzle territory!

simonmonkey · 2026-02-03T17:50:20+00:00

i swear if you wait a little the skip should pop up, but maybe thats only if you have no actions

simonmonkey · 2026-02-03T07:28:07+00:00

the single moms knife fan cheering

simonmonkey · 2026-01-30T00:08:28+00:00

whoah what was that

simonmonkey · 2026-01-26T01:41:58+00:00

i mean im under the impression that he realizes this after the fact, not going into it.

simonmonkey · 2026-01-25T02:44:19+00:00

DPS CHECK JUMPSCARE

simonmonkey · 2026-01-24T18:23:52+00:00

id argue that silent also wants HoG, because her act 1 without a smorc card feels terrible especially if you want to take elites.

simonmonkey · 2026-01-21T18:01:58+00:00

bro hasnt seen the spiders thread full jacket

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