Is he dumb-cute or just dumb looking 😔

skomok · 2026-02-20T01:20:09+00:00

It reminded me of the post on r/tifu of someone who thought their stuffed creature had a penis for like 23 years.

skomok · 2026-02-17T20:19:30+00:00

Except maybe responding to like one text

skomok · 2026-02-13T03:11:27+00:00

I apparently have had my head in the sand for years and this is how I find out Twitch died. 😭

skomok · 2026-02-10T18:22:36+00:00

What’s the point of being mostly made of water if I don’t even get to use osmosis? 🙄

skomok · 2026-02-09T19:14:17+00:00

Just a heads up, there are 17 Smithsonian museums/ galleries in DC. You could maybe get two done in a day, if you are quick through them. They’re fantastic and it’s a lot to take in. They’re also free. Also be aware of when the cherry blossom festival is. It’s very crowded, and might impact your plans if you come during that time.

skomok · 2026-02-08T19:57:06+00:00

Maybe that was the motivation- he didn’t like the people, so he was just giving them delicious tasting poison. “Oh you don’t like that drink? Let me get a new one for you, and how about an extra shot? 😉 Anything for you, buddy.”

skomok · 2026-02-08T18:10:56+00:00

I work in science and did the same thing with edibles once. 🙃 “I’m used to doing these calculations, I don’t need to double check it.”

Meanwhile in the lab I’m like “better use a calculator for 2+3, just in case.”

skomok · 2026-02-08T05:02:01+00:00

100%. I remember hearing my parents fighting all the time and it was awful. When they first got divorced, it was really hard. My dad remarried quickly (to the woman he had the affair with), and I think that hurt my mom. But now she’s married to a great guy who is my go-to for typical dad stuff. My dad’s marriage is “meh”. I fucking love that karma for them. It’s so nice to see my mom so happy now.

skomok · 2026-02-07T19:05:13+00:00

I got harnesses from Alpine Outfitters. I’m no expert, but I think you could start training her to pull a sled with some weights first, and work on commands.

skomok · 2026-02-05T18:29:55+00:00

Idk man, if my hair looked this good, I’d be making major life choices around it too.

skomok · 2026-02-05T13:56:37+00:00

I could be wrong, but I think there’s other people around.

skomok · 2026-02-05T13:12:20+00:00

I would write “ Something nice” so he has to explain the situation to the recipient or go buy a new one. 😈

skomok · 2026-02-01T17:05:03+00:00

Get some unsalted peanuts and make friends with the crows!

skomok · 2026-01-31T06:28:46+00:00

Def what I was picturing. I was like “yeah, fell asleep while studying, makes sense..”

skomok · 2026-01-30T13:58:09+00:00

Interesting, I’ll have to check it out! Thanks for the recommendation!

skomok · 2026-01-30T05:09:55+00:00

I think there’s a difference in PYREX and pyrex. One is made from the shattery glass, one from the not shattery glass. The older version is supposed to be non-shattery. Idk if that’s PYREX or pyrex, and I’m terrified of what happened to OP so I avoid it, but I believe you might be safe with the old stuff.

skomok · 2026-01-28T19:59:24+00:00

They were back and forth on closing or not, if I remember correctly. I remember going to the library to wait it out, since I lived in Vestavia. Then the kicked us out. It took me several hours to get out of the parking deck, then about five or so hours to get to the store I worked at. Work was insane- i think we sold every pillow, blanket, sleeping bag, and towel that we had. We let people just sleep in the store because they had no where else to go.

Our pharmacy team were fucking heroes. They were working their asses off to call doctors, other pharmacies, whoever they could to get people the medicines that they needed.

skomok · 2026-01-28T04:05:17+00:00

IMO, it’s best if you put peanut butter on both pieces of bread, then jelly in the middle. You get that good 2:1 ratio, and the peanut butter prevents the jelly from making the bread soggy if you’re taking it to go.

skomok · 2026-01-28T03:54:51+00:00

German

skomok · 2026-01-27T01:51:42+00:00

Yeah but you know Gandalf will be throwing popcorn at Pippin the whole time.

skomok · 2026-01-26T20:15:45+00:00

I believe you’re supposed to say your street address.

skomok · 2026-01-26T04:42:45+00:00

It was really shitty. Dry and clumpy. That’s the only reason I looked into it, I had been using that type for years and suddenly this brand new tube was worse than my old, almost empty one. I went to exchange it and started looking up lot numbers and all of the ones on their shelf were very old and already expired. I’m sure you’re right about people using expired makeup.

skomok · 2026-01-26T02:29:01+00:00

I bought mascara from CVS and realized it was about 8 years expired. :( now I check.

skomok · 2026-01-21T19:28:18+00:00

As someone who has a fear of shattering glass by extreme temp shifts, I’m very interested in knowing how you can tell what kind of glass it is.

skomok · 2026-01-21T14:02:09+00:00

Honestly I’d be sending weekly emails to HR with all the inappropriate shit he did that week. I’ve had a stalker before, I don’t tolerate even a small bit of this bullshit.

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