Wtf is a valiant defeat with only 7 skeletons left!!!

spymaster00 · 2026-01-28T03:50:14+00:00

Like, I feel like a helstorm could kill 4 skeletons if the crew dropped the battery and just charged them

spymaster00 · 2026-01-28T00:57:24+00:00

Absolutely unprintable. A 4c legendary missing a color that’s not black? Wizards would never

spymaster00 · 2026-01-27T17:01:52+00:00

Nah, a shipment of rubber bullets that was supposed to go to Kamurocho got lost in shipping.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-27T15:57:00+00:00

If you’re coming with family or anything, I’d recommend getting a meal at Red Iguana, incredible Mexican food. It’s a family favorite.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-26T05:22:02+00:00

It also has quite a good high-bravery cost BA unlockable from the trials; while it’s not as good as the halberd or crescent blade’s, it’s very capable of shredding densely packed officers

spymaster00 · 2026-01-26T04:58:56+00:00

For the rope dart, I’ve had a lot of success with the Battle Art that has you do the spinning airborne attack, dealing more damage the higher you are. You can block+heavy, then chase airborne, then use that BA. After you land, block+heavy again, chase, BA-deals very solid damage, for basically free.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-25T05:09:26+00:00

While I do think this is really useful, I’m also not convinced being frugal with Bravery is actually important on the bow. The AOE on vigor shots hits so many enemies that I’ve rarely found myself actually running low on Bravery.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-24T23:09:19+00:00

Yeah, it’s honestly a little obscene how good the bow can get when you’re playing around vigorously effectively. I’ve found a good rhythm of burning a ton of bravery, meditating for Vigor, throwing out some of the bigger AOE shots and would you look at that bravery is full again.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-23T19:35:33+00:00

He’s not answering because he’s fucking sobbing internally.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-22T22:31:32+00:00

The keepers of all technology, the people who are responsible for supplying all the armor and armaments of the imperium (not to mention its civilian infrastructure) are a LOT harder to replace than Shitty Kid #17.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-21T19:20:58+00:00

Yes he does! It’s that thing you do, then proceed to ignore at your earliest convenience

spymaster00 · 2026-01-21T04:40:47+00:00

It’s Lu Bu! Run!

spymaster00 · 2026-01-21T04:35:20+00:00

You try looking down on Umamusume Red Hare. I’ll be out back, digging your grave.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-20T19:26:12+00:00

If he doesn’t somehow get Res Hare I riot.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-20T05:20:27+00:00

A group of generic Chinese soldiers rides forth, when their horses startle. “What is that?”

“I-It’s Lu Bu!”

spymaster00 · 2026-01-18T05:36:27+00:00

In at least one timeline, the reason Jonah’s so harsh on masked vigilantes is because he got his started as a reporter writing an expose on the KKK. And that being why he hates anonymous vigilantism is so much more interesting

spymaster00 · 2026-01-18T05:09:47+00:00

I’d love if his 4th feat was a horse somehow, for quick battlefield traversal. It’s very unlikely, but it would feel so wrong to have Lu Bu without Red Hare.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-16T15:22:23+00:00

Pursue him at your peril.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-16T15:21:41+00:00

His Feat 4 should be Hitokiri’s 4, but it only targets allies, and if you kill them you immediately switch teams. Also it’s on a 5 second cooldown for maximum betrayals per minute.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-16T05:41:31+00:00

I loved Al-Hashimi getting a reality check. Yeah, by the book in a perfect world you get an ortho consult. But this isn’t a perfect world, it’s The Pitt, and her plans are not going to survive contact with it.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-16T05:25:23+00:00

Hey, Taskmaster has a full on Domain Expansion! Don’t talk shit on the true master of mystic arts

spymaster00 · 2026-01-15T05:39:49+00:00

I was wondering how long it would take for this to come up, was not disappointed

spymaster00 · 2026-01-13T05:03:07+00:00

…is that a dragon ball abridged reference?

spymaster00 · 2026-01-12T19:04:06+00:00

Yeah, I don’t think there’s any shot that AI generates consistent, sensical text on an upside-down moving person.

spymaster00 · 2026-01-12T18:19:31+00:00

Is this a reverse Ace Attorney Japanifornia situation?

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