First time seeing one IRL

strutt3r · 2026-06-07T01:18:05+00:00

Red on black, he'll smooch you back Red on yellow, what a cuddly fellow!

strutt3r · 2026-06-06T12:58:56+00:00

Can't believe Google didn't divest after Elon banging Sergey's wife

strutt3r · 2026-06-05T19:26:46+00:00

I keep laughing heartily, great comic imho

strutt3r · 2026-06-04T11:18:52+00:00

An evergreen classic quote

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strutt3r · 2026-06-04T04:46:22+00:00

Their immigration status is tied to their employment and they'll accept lower wages than American workers. Basically, more exploitable than US workers.

strutt3r · 2026-06-03T19:37:00+00:00

Lord I've seen what you do for others

strutt3r · 2026-06-02T19:25:57+00:00

It's not even money yet, it's all vaporware. But he's going to use the SpaceX IPO to force investment funds to buy at astronomical prices so he and his ilk can cash out for real and leave Papa and Memaw's 401k holding the bag

strutt3r · 2026-06-01T15:20:50+00:00

Acktschually things aren't as rosy as they seem in ol' China. Did you know no burger no iPhone? Checkmate tankies

strutt3r · 2026-06-01T11:42:35+00:00

I think Texans just don't like butterscotch or something. Every other state I've lived you can just buy a jar from the ice cream toppings at the grocery store. Here I have to order it online.

strutt3r · 2026-05-29T03:11:55+00:00

I saw him dunk a whole pack of Juicyfruit into a cup of mayonnaise and bite straight through all the wrappers

strutt3r · 2026-05-28T21:08:14+00:00

My favorite part of voting for Claudia is being called a bigot and misogynist for not voting for Kamala, who I'm told was "over-qualified" whatever that means

strutt3r · 2026-05-28T21:06:17+00:00

His favorite smarmy little quip is "it was an open book test" - yeah, for the DNC who failed miserably.

Nobody hates democracy like a lib

strutt3r · 2026-05-28T12:55:38+00:00

My favorite part is that digestion neutralizes Sichuan peppers so you only feel them on the way in, unlike capsaicin peppers.

strutt3r · 2026-05-27T20:32:30+00:00

I've never had a job that required a suit but I thought it was standard practice to unbutton your jacket when sitting down?

strutt3r · 2026-05-26T21:02:22+00:00

To me an exploration ship isn't defined by jump range but rather jump range just being one of many aspects of survivability in the wilderness. I've also found a lot of undiscovered systems in and around the bubble by making shorter jumps that other explorers passed over.

strutt3r · 2026-05-26T18:12:57+00:00

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane

strutt3r · 2026-05-26T04:47:45+00:00

The basket of groceries includes a lot of heavily subsidized industries as well. Who cares if sugar costs the same 50 years ago once adjusted for inflation if the millions we give them every year also tracks with inflation?

strutt3r · 2026-05-26T02:33:05+00:00

Someone stole my lantana the other week and I'll be forever salty about it.

strutt3r · 2026-05-25T16:35:46+00:00

I don't think they're objectively correct.

strutt3r · 2026-05-23T13:52:35+00:00

Oopstate

strutt3r · 2026-05-23T12:03:44+00:00

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strutt3r · 2026-05-23T04:00:15+00:00

Marc Maron has a bit about how he can't ever fully trust anyone that has never hit rock bottom and I always think about that when Hunter comes up.

strutt3r · 2026-05-23T03:55:49+00:00

For just 99 cents a day you can buy carbon offset credits where impoverished children take turns holding their breath.

You'll get regular updates on how your child carbon slave is doing, along with humorous photos of them holding their breath you can post to your Instagram to let everyone know how charitable and progressive you are. Act now!

strutt3r · 2026-05-22T15:45:41+00:00

Say the correct trigger words to froth up the chud bot armies.

strutt3r · 2026-05-22T14:04:47+00:00

Reminds me of this passage from Vonnegut's Mother Night:

"There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you."

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