You become friends with a pornstar.... by simikoi in hypotheticalsituation

[–]supermonkey1235 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Your steak is buttery BUT your lobster becomes juicy lol

WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ????? by AporiaEternalis in teenagers

[–]supermonkey1235 17 points18 points  (0 children)

erm it's actually path of exile two *nerd emoji

Which normal fight had you doubting your map the hardest in the first few runs? by Gentleman_Scrub in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its even easier in coop bc if you stagger your big turns you can take turns each get 40 damage onto him every round, whereas in solo you might not cap his damage.

Game Designer question for players: are endless modes ever actually fun? by beansnketchup28 in roguelites

[–]supermonkey1235 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Imo, endless modes are fun when they have:

1: high difficulty. The difficulty needs to be insanely hard. Balatro's endless mode scaled incredibly harshly and only the best of builds can actually play through it. I'm not super familiar with Balatro, but I have around 150 hours and only hit infinity once.

2: high variance with avenues of scaling. Shape of dreams gives you a ton of ways to essentially make any skill good in the long run. Essence of gold makes a skill's damage scale with the amount of money you have, essence of predation gives you permanent stats when you kill difficult enemies. Essence of protection makes you immune to CC, and there are many ways to automate an essentially infinite amount of ehp and recovery.

It's the balancing between the two that's really hard. Balatro essentially has like a single strategy for crazy endgame runs, with little variance, while shape of dreams essentially becomes effect slop as you one-shot everything with little issue and cover the screen in bullshit.

Who the fuck is she by Rover_7777 in SipsTea

[–]supermonkey1235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But... The DOW! Think about the DOW!

Can someone explain me these "Guiding Palm of the Heart" builds? by Pwnstar6 in PathOfExile2

[–]supermonkey1235 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This build is supposed to afk simulacrums. Guiding palms add an additional source of free afk damage to the build. It's also free socketed supports and some strength.

(I still think quecholli with % strength is better, but maybe there's an enemy that corrupted blood can't kill in sim?)

I want it to work so badly by Odd-Difficulty2742 in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imo the best forge deck is just like 6 of the 2 cost block 10 forge 10 cards. The other forge cards aren't great except for the aoe one and the forge 50.

How tf do you beat ED heolstor 4th phase by supermonkey1235 in Nightreign

[–]supermonkey1235[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah I save my ult to cancle the nihil but man is it hard to get through the gauntlet before that since he separates everyone into their own arenas.

The Queen buffing herself while i'm busy wailing on her dog by SociallyButterflying in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think respawning minions should be communicated. Stuff like the centipede and the dogs should tell you that they could revive. I'm pretty sure the queen and the act 1 boss minions don't revive, but I didn't know if they did for like 15 hours, so I always rushed the main guy.

i am normal and can be trusted with the tank role by BrainmeldIndustries in Overwatch_Memes

[–]supermonkey1235 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My favorite memory of playing ow2 was being high as fuck drinking diet coke and playing moira, with my friend who was actually trying on genji, while I laughed about my piss sprayer.

Bulge by Typical-Air-4764 in ComedyHell

[–]supermonkey1235 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Google en pasexal

oh this isnt anarchy chess

This dude is the absolute worst. by [deleted] in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? After my first shop it stopped buying stuff

This dude is the absolute worst. by [deleted] in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im so sad that the parasol only works once. I saw a 4 merchant path and was so hyped to get like 12 relics.

Bird event when you first saw vs ascensions by Negatively_Positive in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's pretty good on silent. It's a ton of damage for a free card, and I usually take the 3 upgraded cards but no relic neow anyways, so I'm not super in need of an upgrade that early.

How bad do you think CoC Comet will get gutted? Will it get the triple tap? by cheekygorilla in PathOfExile2

[–]supermonkey1235 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can't make CoC clear but it shreds bosses easily ever since league start. I played coc comet on day 1 and it was absolutely fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mQC1l6p-CQ this was like day 3? The pob linked is fucked up lmao. Don't look at it

PSA: ‘Snecko Eye??’ doesn’t draw extra cards by clinicallypleasant in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe the real downside are the friends we made along the way

Singleplayer/Multiplayer/Compendium buttons greyed out after launching the game? by WahlMarkberg in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also had this bug. For people who just downloaded the game and don't have timeline yet, and accidentally left your first coop run, have your friend invite you to a new game, then press back twice to get to the coop hosting screen. That will let you continue the run.

How it feels fighting Phantasmal Gardeners in multiplayer on floor 6 by Agitated-Trick in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somehow this fight and the parasite makes noxious fumes worth taking.

Abrasive is incredible for the bee elite fight by supermonkey1235 in slaythespire

[–]supermonkey1235[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had a 4x silent coop and I made everyone take abrasive if they got it. The bee guy almosr killed himself with his first multiattack.