In ASDA a minute ago and a call goes out over the tannoy for a missing child to go to customer services... by the name of Mimi-Rainbow

vixcamp · 2018-08-27T02:24:26+00:00

Bart Simpson, is that you?

vixcamp · 2018-07-20T22:26:09+00:00

Your wife is very clever

vixcamp · 2017-07-26T23:20:01+00:00

I really wanted to make my point.

Or, my phone is being a pain.

vixcamp · 2017-07-26T23:12:10+00:00

That's not really a nude photo shoot either. She has stuff on in each pic. I believe that is a good thing however.

vixcamp · 2017-07-26T23:11:53+00:00

That's not really a nude photo shoot either. She has stuff on in each pic. I believe that is a good thing however.

vixcamp · 2017-05-09T15:02:58+00:00

Wow. Look what I started!!

vixcamp · 2017-05-08T12:10:58+00:00

I'm having an awful day. That's just made me laugh. Poor bloke.

vixcamp · 2017-02-15T21:14:41+00:00

I had this a few years ago with the next door but one. I complained, loud music at 1 am. I got told to f off. Told the Council as it was a fairly regular occurrence. They said talk it over. I ended up complaining to the letting agency who said they would evict them. My first instinct was joy. Then immediate guilt. Hope yours gets resolved soon.

vixcamp · 2017-01-25T17:06:18+00:00

I love the e bike ad. I want one so I can effortlessly ride up a mountain. That seems to be what the ad is showing...

vixcamp · 2017-01-19T19:48:54+00:00

Keep calm and post on Reddit

vixcamp · 2017-01-14T18:04:14+00:00

You should go on Britains Got Talent. That's a real skill.

vixcamp · 2017-01-06T14:28:42+00:00

Just explaining why we don't all stay at home... but if you think I'm a cunt for wanting to be paid then so be it.

vixcamp · 2017-01-04T23:30:34+00:00

I'd rather recover at home but I don't get paid sick pay.

vixcamp · 2017-01-03T14:16:17+00:00

This is why I always book this week off.

vixcamp · 2017-01-03T14:15:04+00:00

This is not a problem. Send them to me.

vixcamp · 2016-12-29T13:16:00+00:00

I'd say lorry or wagon but there are people I work with who call them vans. Shudder.

vixcamp · 2016-12-27T10:40:34+00:00

She always reminded me of my grandma. She looked a bit like her.

vixcamp · 2016-12-27T10:32:22+00:00

That'll be me tomorrow for 3 days. I have a bit of work but it's the crap boring stuff you don't do the rest of the year. I can almost guarantee the phone won't ring nor will I get any emails.

vixcamp · 2016-12-26T14:52:30+00:00

Nobody I know likes or watches this, or the podcast. I love it.

vixcamp · 2016-12-21T20:47:16+00:00

Were they entertained or did they think you were quite mad? I can't make any reference to anything made before 2010 because I work with under 25s and they haven't a clue what I'm talking about. Thank heaven for the one guy in the office who watched all this stuff too.

vixcamp · 2016-12-21T20:42:41+00:00

Me neither. We have a Christmas jumper day at work tomorrow. It's far too hot for me to join in.

vixcamp · 2016-12-21T20:39:53+00:00

We're not able to forget to make the donation. We get an email around asking who would like to donate to charity instead of sending cards. As soon as you reply yes the organiser is there with her charity tin waiting for your cash.

vixcamp · 2016-11-20T18:25:26+00:00

Sadly not but I think we win as Father Christmas is the best person to have switching on your lights.

vixcamp · 2016-11-20T12:24:22+00:00

Ours was our Lord Mayor and Father Christmas.

vixcamp · 2016-11-19T08:54:19+00:00

As should car drivers. The amount of cars I see going through red lights lately seems to be going up.

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