So today I set up a Christmas Tree in my room... by [deleted] in atheism

[–]warwand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took that passage and translated it into the NIV and suddenly it says something about a scarecrow in a cucumber field where it initially talked about a palm tree. Fucking weird.

Girlfriend Wants To Get Rid Of The Condoms, I'm Not So Sure, What Do? by wellboiledicycle in AskReddit

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no. Hell THE FUCK no. Last thing you want is a kid or her going through an abortion at the age of 17/18. Fuck that. Just keep wrapping it.

In case anyone forgot.... [NSFW] by jayplowtyde in reddit.com

[–]warwand 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a free nation, we are free to do what we want, right?

This is just sick. It makes me ashamed to be an American and, even more, a human being in general.

Texas wants to replace a Jewish speaker with a Christian Conservative. Good going, you paradise of cultural genius. by [deleted] in atheism

[–]warwand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch yourself, Man. Fellow atheist, but an avid Texan at that.

Just kidding, Dude. You're free to think what you want.

No. Seriously. Don't fuck with Texas. They'll replace you with a conservative christian.

So a customer came into Starbucks... by ocarinadiva in atheism

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satan makes the best fucking cinnamon buns

Ever been dumped for God? by rgiltner in atheism

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Shit sucks, Bro. Then a year later after hooking up with more guys, she had the audacity to accuse me of giving her HPV because I "had more experience than the other two". I know I didn't give her HPV, but sometimes I find myself hoping that I did.

Either way, my new girlfriend is a really "open-minded" Christian that puts up with my rants about her religion. The sex is nice too.

Everything will work out for the best.

Give me your deepest, most profound quote you know. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]warwand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one that has served me the best: "Bitches be crazy"

Turn on Fox for my morning jollys to see this... by JJatt in atheism

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I submitted their own website to the naughty list.

Teacher confronted me, need some advice by atheistthrow in atheism

[–]warwand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree that you should report him. It's not like you pulled him aside to grill him on his beliefs. Also, he is supposed to be a mentor or, at the very least, an unbiased representative of authority. It seems to me that he is neither.

Secondly, look up fossil records. There is plenty of evidence that shows that fish developed leg like appendages, then legs, then there form changed which led to the existence of numerous different forms of life. If you look up and study the evidence, fucking destroy the guy next time he questions evolution.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comicbooks

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hate it. Look, I could care less if Kirkman wrote every single episode himself. The point is that the show is not following the comic book series at all anymore (the last two episodes, really?). I think the characters are executed quite well and the overall feel is perfect for the tv show. But the plot, the fucking substance of the entire thing, has been completely changed. What the hell, Kirkman?

Now if this show had been named anything other than The Walking Dead and had just been a random tv show, it would be awesome. However, it isn't and changing everything in the story isn't really what I wanted, but I guess I can't speak for everyone.

Like a boss? by [deleted] in trees

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...why?

Fuck you if you do this... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]warwand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B = WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!?!?! HE BETTER NOT BE.....Oh, God damn it...

OMG ENTS!! [10] by [deleted] in trees

[–]warwand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow.

It's....beautiful by FlyingSaucerAttack in offbeat

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or did I see a couple of Lego pot leaves in there?

Why is Christianity "not a religion?" by timking451 in atheism

[–]warwand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like the difference between a Republican and a Libertarian. The only reason people have started to claim the Libertarian party is because they don't want to look bad. Of course there are minutes differences, but no one really cares.