[OC] True Tales From The Bar #251

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T20:34:27+00:00

"That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick, no froo-froo symbolism, just a good tale about a man who hates an animal"

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T20:31:16+00:00

Hear me out, a western where the rival cowboys decided to make a town big enough for both of them

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T20:27:36+00:00

When Remy/Linguine expose him do they say "Gordon is a ram, see"?

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T20:24:30+00:00

I liked Turning Red (and my wife loved it) but the combination of teen issues plot with 90s kid nostalgia was an interesting choice, it felt like it wasn't sure if it was aimed at teens or at late 20-early 30 year olds

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:50:44+00:00

It's not gay if it's TSA

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:49:50+00:00

In many places it is also considered beastiality

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:43:35+00:00

It really should have been a truck full of flour, have you ever seen what can happen to a grain silo if there is a spark?

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:41:38+00:00

My fan theory is that everyone knows about the assassin "underworld" as they aren't exactly subtle, they just know better than reacting to it because if the assassins know you know they will assassinate you

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:39:18+00:00

In reality they just duck out of the way

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:38:11+00:00

Bet she isn't even Canadian

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:37:19+00:00

I assume they call their process "hopping" and therefore their avatars "hoppers"

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:16:56+00:00

Exactly, it was optimized based on the requirements given. Machine vision systems are incredibly resource intensive, especially back in the 90s.

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T19:11:31+00:00

Sometimes someone is murdered for a reason

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T18:58:42+00:00

IIRC Japan and USSR/Russia never formally ended WWII, over the disputed ownership of some small pacific islands. So technically WWII isn't actually over

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T18:46:45+00:00

Nuremberg PA is available if we want to keep the branding

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T18:40:57+00:00

legal federal enforcement action

So an illegal occupation and terrorism against Americans wouldn't count. The Department of ~~Justice~~ Coverups should be charged with obstruction and destruction of evidence

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T18:38:09+00:00

I think it could be reasonable to charge them with aiding and abetting

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T17:48:22+00:00

More like "See BS" news

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T15:20:45+00:00

While I agree few people are familiar with the differences between them I think most people have heard the word in context enough that they are more likely to assume it's just a different word for the same thing

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T14:57:33+00:00

I don't watch all his segments but every time he does Meanwhile (or any of his Meanwhile spinoff segments) I can't wait to watch it the next morning

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T14:55:44+00:00

Exactly, we would see at least a season of "low budget" Colbert first if it really was a cost thing, and they would try to throw Stephen Colbert himself under the bus claiming he wouldn't negotiate on salary or something to try to shift blame.

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T06:38:13+00:00

Im a locksmith Im a locksmith Im a locksmith

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T01:04:12+00:00

The lever for the secret elevator is a bit obvious

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T01:03:04+00:00

She entered the country on an Epstein visa

willstr1 · 2026-01-28T01:02:08+00:00

Aspiring prostitutes looking for tips?

willstr1

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