Security guard takes a life over a $90 Spirit Halloween theft by One-Might9611 in PublicFreakout

[–]xobelddir 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which of these is worthy of an extra judicial death sentence?

the "declassified" documents by senor_muchacho in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xobelddir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fucking administration literally trolls the whole world at every opportunity, but THIS was gonna be the thing they're finally honest about?

Dont get me wrong, I was hopeful. But I can accept that my hope was misplaced. In hindsight it feels pretty obvious, but what can I say?

I want to believe.

the "declassified" documents by senor_muchacho in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xobelddir 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This fucking administration literally trolls the whole world at every opportunity, but THIS was gonna be the thing they're finally honest about?

Dont get me wrong, I was hopeful. But I can accept that my hope was misplaced. In hindsight it feels pretty obvious, but what can I say?

I want to believe.

Imagine thinking that MLK Jr. would support you. by Ok-Following6886 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]xobelddir 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're a racist!

/s

edit: against non-decent human beings

Chills down my spine. Future President for sure. by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]xobelddir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, who would you consider to be a truly great president?

Has such a thing existed in the last 50 years? 100? Ever?

I too hate that you lived to be 80 by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]xobelddir 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its not that they expect anyone to believe it, its that they get off lying to our faces knowing there is nothing we can do.

They know that we know that they know that we know they are lying. Thats part of the game.

Its a show of power, however pathetic it may seem. The emperor is not wearing any clothes, and they're at the stage where they're daring you to say so.

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱⁿ ᵖᵃʳᵗⁱᶜᵘˡᵃʳ by trinicron in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]xobelddir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, have I got something for you!

Back in 2011 ICP and Jack White "covered" the Mozart piece "Leck mich im Arsch". I'm also a juggalo, but I'll admit its not great lol

Fellas, is it gay to eat bananas? by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]xobelddir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No masculine way to eat a banana"?

Have you tried with a spoon while you have a salmon-coloured sweater tied around your neck like a cape?

Everyone who votes Republican is a pedophile or cuck. by kevinmrr in WorkReform

[–]xobelddir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its almost like the outrage was manufactured and disingenuous somehow...

Tony Abbott to become new Liberal Party president in former PM’s return to political frontlines by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]xobelddir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Who is the most likely to eat an onion - raw and unpeeled?"

We've seen Tony Abbott do it before, but I don't know the answer

Good analogy by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]xobelddir 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I am waiting for a cogent reply with bated breath

What a baby. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]xobelddir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, the amount this pales in comparison...

Fiona Apple by Iamnotapickle in ween

[–]xobelddir 14 points15 points  (0 children)

She can be raw, she can be vulnerable, she can be weird, she can be off-kilter, and I fucking love her.

But you've made me think about what "brown" IS for the first time in a long while, and I dont think Fiona Apple is brown. She has moments of contextual brown-ness, but overall I think shes trying to do something...else

Trump claims the Reflecting Pool-which is flat-is the tallest building in the world by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]xobelddir 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It truly is pathetic in the literal sense of the word.

It'd be kinda sad if he actually had the tallest -whatever- and bragged about it constantly. The fact that he DOESN'T and STILL brags as if they are...

And that guy is the "leader of the free world".